How to Hide a Boner

**confusedasian rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at nerdgasm ** How I hide my boner.

**ketchuphil rolled a random image posted in comment #345924 at Anime & Manga **

how i hide my boner

how do you hide all of this?

I usually go with this.

how I hide my boner

how to hide a what?

**narwhalsnballs rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Knight's tour ** If I had a penis, here's where I'd hide it.

What real men do with their boner.

Disguise it

**slashtrey rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Smart Child **

mfw I get a boner in public

what if it doesnt want to stay hidden?

>Bad with women
>Whenever attractive girl talks to me get awkward boner
>So I normally just talk to girls over internet or facebook or whatever
>Talking to girl over internet for a few weeks now
>7.5/10 with cool personality and dat ass
>Ask if she wants to go to movie on Saturday she says yes
>Day of movies
>Worried about obvious boner but don't want to waistband that shit
>Come up with idea to duct tape penis to leg
>The smarterest.jpg
>7.5 arrives and rings doorbell I open door
>7.5 is upgraded to solid 9
>Oh lawd she's wearing jeans that show off her perfect ass
>Can't stand sight in front of me I get dizzy from the massive amount of blood that runs to fuel my instant boner
>Penis shoots to attention while still taped to my leg
>Proceed to kick bitch in face
>End of date
>Accurate portrayal

If only my dick was big enough to be noticed when I'm having a boner...

Frantically swat at your pants, and hope your parents don't notice.

**trevorsta rolled a random image posted in comment #2074933 at MLP Friendly Board ** how I hide my boner

What if none of those work? Then what?

c'mon people, waistband method.