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Bitch gets owned
BUY: Boys are stronger then girls, GIRL: Oh! Please, can you any a 7 pound
baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and Elk en the phone at
the same time? Can you burn your forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next
morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, wemen are only helpless until
their nail polish dries f}! Pest en your wall f TCDE are proud of being a ! ihl '
itraver, age Like Comment
3 people like this,
Lets Analyze this, shall we:
I) Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stoumach fer 9 months?
We don' t have the physiology fer that, Can yeu get kicked in
the balls? Exactly, unfair question, Next, ..
2) Can you cook, dean and Elk en the phone at the same time?
Yes, It' s called . Wemen didn' t invent the concept.
it Can you burn your Forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
ND, Because we' re men and have superior aim wiw curling irons,
That' s why men were the hunters. The wemen kept missing, True
stery.
q) Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
Physically yes. We don' t because we know they' re
and we don' t want w deal wiw that, The better question is why the
hell are women subjecting themselves deliberately w
shoes when you walk en your feet? Sorry, wat' s more ofa Fail than
a Win.
it Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like
everything is okay?
Sure we cerld. But then we realize we' re being emotional little
girls, Se we step crying and just sleep earlier. I' m pretty sure this
isn' t a plus either,
Contusions, There is nothing in that post that a weman should Feel
proud about, except fer maybe the baby wing. Assuming they'
ever carried and birded one, If you haven' t you can have a nice hot
cup of shut the fuck up until you .
Logic' d
15 minutes age ' Unlike . , I person
Write a cemment. ..
baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and Elk en the phone at
the same time? Can you burn your forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next
morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, wemen are only helpless until
their nail polish dries f}! Pest en your wall f TCDE are proud of being a ! ihl '
itraver, age Like Comment
3 people like this,
Lets Analyze this, shall we:
I) Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stoumach fer 9 months?
We don' t have the physiology fer that, Can yeu get kicked in
the balls? Exactly, unfair question, Next, ..
2) Can you cook, dean and Elk en the phone at the same time?
Yes, It' s called . Wemen didn' t invent the concept.
it Can you burn your Forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
ND, Because we' re men and have superior aim wiw curling irons,
That' s why men were the hunters. The wemen kept missing, True
stery.
q) Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
Physically yes. We don' t because we know they' re
and we don' t want w deal wiw that, The better question is why the
hell are women subjecting themselves deliberately w
shoes when you walk en your feet? Sorry, wat' s more ofa Fail than
a Win.
it Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like
everything is okay?
Sure we cerld. But then we realize we' re being emotional little
girls, Se we step crying and just sleep earlier. I' m pretty sure this
isn' t a plus either,
Contusions, There is nothing in that post that a weman should Feel
proud about, except fer maybe the baby wing. Assuming they'
ever carried and birded one, If you haven' t you can have a nice hot
cup of shut the fuck up until you .
Logic' d
15 minutes age ' Unlike . , I person
Write a cemment. ..
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#5
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whovianofawesome (11/30/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Ok, my first thought is you don't carry around a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months. Ignoring the fact that it's in your uterus, not you stomach (just say belly. It covers the whole area) a child does not start out at 7 pounds. After 7 months a baby weighs only about 3 pounds. Boobs weigh more than that.
bitch please, i've been carrying my 10kg backpack to school every single day
#13
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BabyPainter (11/30/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
1. The question isnt if you can. If you could, would you?
2. Can you prepare a proper meal, have an intelligent (not the "HANG ON A SEC THE SHITS BURNING OVER HERE! FUCK OW!" conversation, an actual one) conversation and finish off without a sink full of dishes by the time you're ready to sit down to your meal?
3.Honestly, I use my fucking curling iron and flat iron all the time, this one hes got it for cause its a fucking stupid question.
4. NOT EVEN I CAN LAST ONE FUCKING NIGHT IN 5 INCH FUCKING HEELS. WHAT GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND CAN!??? (Paris fucking Hilton doesn't count because shes a whore and shes chauffeured everywhere and anyone else is the same or a pornstar).
5. Who the fuck cries all night and wakes up in the morning like its okay? Go see a fucking doctor.
Conclusion: There can be no comparison of men and women. We are human and that is all. We are men and women... And I fuckingLOVE my kitchen.
Alright I'm out PEACE!
2. Can you prepare a proper meal, have an intelligent (not the "HANG ON A SEC THE SHITS BURNING OVER HERE! FUCK OW!" conversation, an actual one) conversation and finish off without a sink full of dishes by the time you're ready to sit down to your meal?
3.Honestly, I use my fucking curling iron and flat iron all the time, this one hes got it for cause its a fucking stupid question.
4. NOT EVEN I CAN LAST ONE FUCKING NIGHT IN 5 INCH FUCKING HEELS. WHAT GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND CAN!??? (Paris fucking Hilton doesn't count because shes a whore and shes chauffeured everywhere and anyone else is the same or a pornstar).
5. Who the fuck cries all night and wakes up in the morning like its okay? Go see a fucking doctor.
Conclusion: There can be no comparison of men and women. We are human and that is all. We are men and women... And I fucking
Alright I'm out PEACE!
#9
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N. Korean citizen (11/30/2012) [-]
Girls need to stop posting these ridiculously idiotic things. There are some actual good women in the world, that don't complain like this.
I'm a female and I say "Hey, why not give the man a sandwich? After all they do put up with our bitching, they earned it!"
I'm a female and I say "Hey, why not give the man a sandwich? After all they do put up with our bitching, they earned it!"
#16
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N. Korean citizen (11/30/2012) [-]
someone build this man a statue... museum... just something big
Actually, historically speaking heels were worn by both men and women, later on mostly by just men and more recently by mostly just women.
Heels used to be practical, worn during the middle ages to keep your feet above the shit, dirt, and junk on the streets.
Heels used to be practical, worn during the middle ages to keep your feet above the shit, dirt, and junk on the streets.
#6
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Turtleboner (11/30/2012) [-]
The only bad things that women have that men don't are the ability to get pregnant, tits that (if they're large) can cause back problems, and the fact that they get fatter faster and lose it slower.
All other crap is brought on by themselves.
I applaud this man for putting her in her place
All other crap is brought on by themselves.
I applaud this man for putting her in her place
She is correct you guise "boys are stronger then women"
>boys are stronger then women
>are stronger, then women
>stronger, then women
>then women
>then
grammar'd
>boys are stronger then women
>are stronger, then women
>stronger, then women
>then women
>then
grammar'd