Bitch gets owned. . BUY: Boys are stronger then girls, GIRL: Oh! Please, can you any a 7 pound baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and Elk
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BUY: Boys are stronger then girls, GIRL: Oh! Please, can you any a 7 pound
baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and Elk en the phone at
the same time? Can you burn your forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next
morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, wemen are only helpless until
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Lets Analyze this, shall we:
I) Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stoumach fer 9 months?
We don' t have the physiology fer that, Can yeu get kicked in
the balls? Exactly, unfair question, Next, ..
2) Can you cook, dean and Elk en the phone at the same time?
Yes, It' s called . Wemen didn' t invent the concept.
it Can you burn your Forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
ND, Because we' re men and have superior aim wiw curling irons,
That' s why men were the hunters. The wemen kept missing, True
stery.
q) Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
Physically yes. We don' t because we know they' re
and we don' t want w deal wiw that, The better question is why the
hell are women subjecting themselves deliberately w
shoes when you walk en your feet? Sorry, wat' s more ofa Fail than
a Win.
it Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like
everything is okay?
Sure we cerld. But then we realize we' re being emotional little
girls, Se we step crying and just sleep earlier. I' m pretty sure this
isn' t a plus either,
Contusions, There is nothing in that post that a weman should Feel
proud about, except fer maybe the baby wing. Assuming they'
ever carried and birded one, If you haven' t you can have a nice hot
cup of shut the fuck up until you .
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#5 - whovianofawesome (11/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ok, my first thought is you don't carry around a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months. Ignoring the fact that it's in your uterus, not you stomach (just say belly. It covers the whole area) a child does not start out at 7 pounds. After 7 months a baby weighs only about 3 pounds. Boobs weigh more than that.
Ok, my first thought is you don't carry around a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months. Ignoring the fact that it's in your uterus, not you stomach (just say belly. It covers the whole area) a child does not start out at 7 pounds. After 7 months a baby weighs only about 3 pounds. Boobs weigh more than that.
#2 - sidathon (11/29/2012) [-]
guys reading this
guys reading this
User avatar #10 - blahness (11/30/2012) [-]
bitch please, i've been carrying my 10kg backpack to school every single day
#13 - BabyPainter ONLINE (11/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1. The question isnt if you can. If you could, would you?    
2. Can you prepare a proper meal, have an intelligent (not the "HANG ON A SEC THE SHITS BURNING OVER HERE! FUCK OW!" conversation, an actual one) conversation and finish off without a sink full of dishes by the time you're ready to sit down to your meal?   
3.Honestly, I use my fucking curling iron and flat iron all the time, this one hes got it for cause its a fucking stupid question.   
4. NOT EVEN I CAN LAST ONE FUCKING NIGHT IN 5 INCH FUCKING HEELS. WHAT GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND CAN!??? (Paris fucking Hilton doesn't count because shes a whore and shes chauffeured everywhere and anyone else is the same or a pornstar).   
5. Who the fuck cries all night and wakes up in the morning like its okay? Go see a fucking doctor.   
   
Conclusion: There can be no comparison of men and women. We are human and that is all. We are men and women... And I fucking LOVE my kitchen.   
   
Alright I'm out PEACE!
1. The question isnt if you can. If you could, would you?
2. Can you prepare a proper meal, have an intelligent (not the "HANG ON A SEC THE SHITS BURNING OVER HERE! FUCK OW!" conversation, an actual one) conversation and finish off without a sink full of dishes by the time you're ready to sit down to your meal?
3.Honestly, I use my fucking curling iron and flat iron all the time, this one hes got it for cause its a fucking stupid question.
4. NOT EVEN I CAN LAST ONE FUCKING NIGHT IN 5 INCH FUCKING HEELS. WHAT GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND CAN!??? (Paris fucking Hilton doesn't count because shes a whore and shes chauffeured everywhere and anyone else is the same or a pornstar).
5. Who the fuck cries all night and wakes up in the morning like its okay? Go see a fucking doctor.

Conclusion: There can be no comparison of men and women. We are human and that is all. We are men and women... And I fucking LOVE my kitchen.

Alright I'm out PEACE!
#4 - juicymucus (11/30/2012) [-]
This man, he has earned these.
#1 - thice (11/29/2012) [-]
It's old, but I love a good put down.
It's old, but I love a good put down.
#9 - anonymous (11/30/2012) [-]
Girls need to stop posting these ridiculously idiotic things. There are some actual good women in the world, that don't complain like this.
I'm a female and I say "Hey, why not give the man a sandwich? After all they do put up with our bitching, they earned it!"
#16 - anonymous (11/30/2012) [-]
someone build this man a statue... museum... just something big
#15 - hipsophobadon (11/30/2012) [-]
What a glorious ending.
What a glorious ending.
#6 - Turtleboner (11/30/2012) [-]
The only bad things that women have that men don't are the ability to get pregnant, tits that (if they're large) can cause back problems, and the fact that they get fatter faster and lose it slower.   
All other crap is brought on by themselves.   
I applaud this man for putting her in her place
The only bad things that women have that men don't are the ability to get pregnant, tits that (if they're large) can cause back problems, and the fact that they get fatter faster and lose it slower.
All other crap is brought on by themselves.
I applaud this man for putting her in her place
#21 - peacerock (11/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 - wrocky (11/30/2012) [-]
does anyone have source for the guy. i wanna be his friend
#11 - muchosgustaman (11/30/2012) [-]
"A nice hot cup of shut the fuck up" My new favourite saying.
User avatar #3 - bearinganhourglass (11/29/2012) [-]
I have never heard a girl not complain when she burns herself with a curling iron.
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