This person must be gigantic!

Not every day. Sometimes I only eat 1.5 million on account of all the double bacon cheeseburgers I eat. I'm very self conscious about my figure you know

>felt bad that ive eaten pizza and only pizza for a week solid
>just a pizza
>it covers breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>begin to feel like failure
>realize i'm still eating a huge meal every day
>better off than a lot of people
>don't make africa joke
>mustn't make africa joke
>can't make africa joke
>feel like winner for pizza and no africa joke

2 million pizzas / 24 hours = 83,333 pizzas per hour
83,333 / 60 minutes = 1,388.883 pizzas per minute.
1,388.883 / 60 seconds = 23.14 pizzas eaten per second.

I'll bet Kirby cant even eat that fast.

Dat feel when you're an american but too poor for pizza.

Sounds like half the 'murica jokes on this site.

It's this guy.

my family lives below the poverty line.
my parents choose to pay for internet access over food, heat, rent, all the basic stuff. you know how irresponsible grown-ups can be with their money, right?
so we only get about 130,000 pizzas a day.

I don't see the problem, whats wrong with 2 million vegetables a day?

Good thing pizza's a vegetable.

Only 2 million...fucking casuals.

False. I can only eat 500,000 pizzas each day.
Even trying to eat with both ends I only barely get to 1 million

yes this is all true we eat hundreds of pizzas per minute
in fact while I'm typing this I'm eating pizza

just one american?

only ONE american dose?

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"Americans eat 2 million pizzas a day."

Fixed. I feel as if the person who made this tried making fun of Americans but ended up making fun of himself.