This person must be gigantic!. Found this on tumblr facts.... Ass. tami -. Not every day. Sometimes I only eat 1.5 million on account of all the double bacon cheeseburgers I eat. I'm very self conscious about my figure you know silly Stupid funny awful lol Lawls WTF
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User avatar #19 - aproudpatriot
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Not every day. Sometimes I only eat 1.5 million on account of all the double bacon cheeseburgers I eat. I'm very self conscious about my figure you know
#37 to #19 - hillbillypowpow
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(11/29/2012) [-]
if you'r trying to slim down have a diet coke with it
User avatar #26 to #19 - abotu
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(11/29/2012) [-]
your name makes this even better
#28 - mattdoggy
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(11/29/2012) [-]
>felt bad that ive eaten pizza and only pizza for a week solid
>just a pizza
>it covers breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>begin to feel like failure
>realize i'm still eating a huge meal every day
>better off than a lot of people
>don't make africa joke
>mustn't make africa joke
>can't make africa joke
>feel like winner for pizza and no africa joke
User avatar #29 to #28 - unhappyspanners
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(11/29/2012) [-]
How's the coronary heart disease coming along?
User avatar #30 to #29 - iamthou
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(11/29/2012) [-]
well if its home made pizza sometimes it can be incredibly healthy
#83 to #29 - lordmoldywart
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Ah yes, a weeks worth of pizza causes heart disease, you heard it here first folks!

User avatar #76 to #28 - primerpower
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(11/30/2012) [-]
seeing as you can put everything from all the food groups you could technically live off of pizza for life
#55 to #28 - EdwardNigma
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(11/30/2012) [-]
By the hammer of Hephaestus I wish I could eat pizza for a whole week. I ******* love pizza, it's god damn delicious as ****.
User avatar #47 - mrdarp
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(11/30/2012) [-]
2 million pizzas / 24 hours = 83,333 pizzas per hour
83,333 / 60 minutes = 1,388.883 pizzas per minute.
1,388.883 / 60 seconds = 23.14 pizzas eaten per second.

I'll bet Kirby cant even eat that fast.
#49 to #47 - philliyoMLB
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User avatar #56 to #47 - turlough
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Your Kirby reference at the end made me chuckle a thumb for you good sir
#75 to #47 - UberAndrew
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(11/30/2012) [-]
You doubting Kirby?   
   
This ***** doubting Kirby.
You doubting Kirby?

This ***** doubting Kirby.
#48 to #47 - Lambda
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Bring it.
#40 - chopyourhandoff
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#52 to #40 - fancyshark
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I love the beach boys!
#41 to #40 - asulen
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#22 - jstumps
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Dat feel when you're an american but too poor for pizza.
User avatar #24 to #22 - astraea
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Dat feel when you're not american and have thin frozen pizza without anything on it.
User avatar #25 to #22 - connordude
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(11/29/2012) [-]
dat feel when you can buy a frozen pizza for like $3.00...How can you afford internet then? Probably library...
User avatar #90 to #25 - jstumps
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Library internet it is, i'm at the library a decent amount doing homework.
I'm never procrastinating this project by viewing funnyjunk. No sir, i'm a good student
#43 to #25 - stonecore
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Welfare
#34 - soulstealerr
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(11/29/2012) [-]
It's this guy.
User avatar #72 - ritzrules
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(11/30/2012) [-]
my family lives below the poverty line.
my parents choose to pay for internet access over food, heat, rent, all the basic stuff. you know how irresponsible grown-ups can be with their money, right?
so we only get about 130,000 pizzas a day.
User avatar #84 to #72 - thenewgizmobox
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(11/30/2012) [-]
jesus man, how do you survive?
#62 - flutter **User deleted account**
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User avatar #63 to #62 - goodguygary
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i am under the assumption that it is indeed, your mother eating all that pizza. (source: everybody on the internet)
#67 to #63 - flutter **User deleted account**
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#66 - makhan
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User avatar #80 to #66 - darthblam
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It looks like he's already killing himself there...

My god... I can understand people getting fat in this country.. it's just so easy with things like easy food and video games and such.. but for ****** sake, how can you let it get THIS bad?
User avatar #73 to #66 - ritzrules
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(11/30/2012) [-]
...is that a man, or does her arm flab hinder her ability to shave her goatee?