Genies are dicks.. Dicks are genies.. Hot dog! lamp! I get three wishes?! Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110, but she' s WAAYY out army league Can you make it so
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Genies are dicks.

Dicks are genies.

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Hot dog!
lamp!
I get three wishes?!
Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110,
but she' s WAAYY out army league
Can you make it so I can see
through ANYTHING?
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Submitted: 11/28/2012
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#19 - hueyfreeman (11/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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WHAT IF BLIND PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY BLIND THEY CAN JUST SEE THROUGH ANYTHING
#45 - marcello (11/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"    
~Genie   
   
I'd wish...   
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"   
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents   
>And I splork for more splorks
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"
~Genie

I'd wish...
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents
>And I splork for more splorks
#127 - countblacula (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#22 - djequalizee (11/29/2012) [-]
MFW this comic.
#84 - puredeliciousness (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #36 - fatzanzy (11/29/2012) [-]
haha, he still has a wish. He simply asked the genie "can you make it so I can see through ANYTHING" nowhere in there does it say "I wish"

Silly genie
#64 - turtlefucker (11/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
wut
#34 - ragingdrunk (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#55 - junter (11/29/2012) [-]
He said "Anything", not "Everything". "Anything" implies having the option of what to see through.

TLDR I am a terrible person who hates jokes and all of you should stop having fun.
User avatar #229 - stopitguyz (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What was the weird white stuff on the ground in the forest?
#230 to #229 - usefulretard (11/29/2012) [-]
genie nectar.
#120 - chamillitary ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
#3 - felixml (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw this reaches the Frontpage
#182 - playcolt (11/29/2012) [-]
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He couldn't see through the lamp or his own clothes, or himself for that matter.
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User avatar #134 - JuliusC ONLINE (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anything =/= to everything, anything invokes personal decisions which means his wish would actually work out
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#116 - Mesmus (11/29/2012) [-]
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User avatar #71 - fidgetyfoe (11/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why not wish she was in he's league? Anyway, I know exactly what I would wish for.
User avatar #8 - thegrohltroll (11/28/2012) [-]
Good work. I'll see you on frontpage.

I'm gonna get thumbed down for this.
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