Genies are dicks.. Dicks are genies.. Hot dog! lamp! I get three wishes?! Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110, but she' s WAAYY out army league Can you make it so
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Genies are dicks.

Dicks are genies.

Tags: dont | touch | me | slut
Hot dog!
lamp!
I get three wishes?!
Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110,
but she' s WAAYY out army league
Can you make it so I can see
through ANYTHING?
...
+2761
Views: 82843
Favorited: 97
Submitted: 11/28/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to Spectricity E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(219):

[ 219 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#19 - hueyfreeman (11/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
This image has expired
WHAT IF BLIND PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY BLIND THEY CAN JUST SEE THROUGH ANYTHING
#45 - marcello (11/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"    
~Genie   
   
I'd wish...   
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"   
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents   
>And I splork for more splorks
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"
~Genie

I'd wish...
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents
>And I splork for more splorks
#127 - countblacula (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#22 - djequalizee (11/29/2012) [-]
MFW this comic.
#84 - puredeliciousness (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #36 - fatzanzy (11/29/2012) [-]
haha, he still has a wish. He simply asked the genie "can you make it so I can see through ANYTHING" nowhere in there does it say "I wish"

Silly genie
#64 - turtlefucker (11/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
wut
#34 - ragingdrunk (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
#55 - junter (11/29/2012) [-]
He said "Anything", not "Everything". "Anything" implies having the option of what to see through.

TLDR I am a terrible person who hates jokes and all of you should stop having fun.
User avatar #229 - stopitguyz (11/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What was the weird white stuff on the ground in the forest?
#230 to #229 - usefulretard (11/29/2012) [-]
genie nectar.
#3 - felixml (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw this reaches the Frontpage
#182 - playcolt (11/29/2012) [-]
This image has expired
He couldn't see through the lamp or his own clothes, or himself for that matter.
-6
#139 - deletingtheaccount **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
+7
#145 to #144 - silverkirby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #134 - JuliusC (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anything =/= to everything, anything invokes personal decisions which means his wish would actually work out
+7
#130 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#116 - Mesmus (11/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #71 - fidgetyfoe (11/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why not wish she was in he's league? Anyway, I know exactly what I would wish for.
User avatar #208 - megustaurmother (11/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Wish to be incubus
> Seduce genie for more wishes


..Oh then seduce his neighbor too.
User avatar #218 to #213 - megustaurmother (11/29/2012) [-]
Incubus is the male counterpart.
He is a male.
[ 219 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)