Genies are dicks.. Dicks are genies.. Hot dog! lamp! I get three wishes?! Well; my neighbor' s like a 10110, but she' s WAAYY out army league Can you make it so dont touch me slut
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#19 - hueyfreeman
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WHAT IF BLIND PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY BLIND THEY CAN JUST SEE THROUGH ANYTHING
#255 to #19 - trollgiggity
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#75 to #19 - jakols
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Related?
User avatar #117 to #75 - pokemonstheshiz
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I thought that said "And no venison"
#47 to #19 - dsand
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It makes to much sense.
#141 to #47 - swalshy
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MFW I see myself

..Love Deadpool..
User avatar #217 to #141 - sirfiiddlesticks
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No.
User avatar #256 to #217 - swalshy
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no what?
#28 to #19 - xkmarcus
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#45 - marcello
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"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"    
~Genie   
   
I'd wish...   
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"   
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents   
>And I splork for more splorks
"You get three wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"
~Genie

I'd wish...
>That the word "wish" was synonymous with the new word "splork"
>That your previous constraint about wishing for more wishes was paired only with the word "wish" itself, and not the idea that the word represents
>And I splork for more splorks
User avatar #85 to #45 - kyouko
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I wish for everything.
User avatar #123 to #45 - meganinja
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I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes at my own desire, with no other obligations to anybody, such as being forced to be a genie myself.

???

profit
#67 to #45 - vodnuth
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>I wish I could wish for more wishes
>I wish for more wishes
>I wish **** your rules genie
User avatar #69 to #45 - luphosalpus
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Can't wish for more wishes, eh? Ok.

> I wish for more wish-granting genies.
> I wish I had the power to control any matter at a subatomic level.
> **** you and your cloned genies. I don't need anymore wishes.
User avatar #53 to #45 - graydiggy
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Why do that when you can wish for more genies? Then you still have 2 more wishes from the first genie.
#63 to #53 - pretentiousdouche
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yeah, but then you don't get to say the word "splork".
User avatar #97 to #63 - graydiggy
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good point. Carry on. lol
#127 - countblacula
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User avatar #167 to #127 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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That was funnier than the content.
#253 to #127 - Spectricity [OP]
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I fell out of my chair.
#22 - djequalizee
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MFW this comic.
#84 - puredeliciousness
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#135 to #84 - Mawxter
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User avatar #36 - fatzanzy
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haha, he still has a wish. He simply asked the genie "can you make it so I can see through ANYTHING" nowhere in there does it say "I wish"

Silly genie
#93 - exotic
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Can't hook you up bro.
Forbidden.
#64 - turtlefucker
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wut
User avatar #72 to #64 - konradkurze
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you got issues dude
User avatar #74 to #72 - turtlefucker
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Probably.
#89 to #72 - lazyvoltage
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The username ************ didn't tip you off?
User avatar #225 to #89 - konradkurze
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well ************ could have been a name like April O'meil ******* the ninja turtles.....that could have been cool

but now that i found this is a guy with a penis obsession, its ****** up
User avatar #257 to #225 - turtlefucker
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"Genies are Dicks"

No obsession, pal.
User avatar #258 to #257 - konradkurze
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kinda one of those literal translations in the meaning like chinese-english huh
#34 - ragingdrunk
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User avatar #39 to #34 - mutilatedjello
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I cant be the only one who has stare downs with this GIF.
#58 to #34 - anonymousditto
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#55 - junter
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He said "Anything", not "Everything". "Anything" implies having the option of what to see through.

TLDR I am a terrible person who hates jokes and all of you should stop having fun.