Kids these days...

Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
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by a
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quality, like when : u' re an vacating in anither city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
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never met.
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hetare up-
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
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duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
samething.
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ID. She grew an him like she was a coldnt pf E. cell and he was ream-
Cambrian beef.
The revelatory that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because pf his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shack, like a surcharge at a formerly
much ATM.
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