Kids these days...
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Really Bad Analogies Written
by High School Students
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3. Her face was a perfect rival, like a circle that had its we sides gently
A. Fram the attic came an unearthly hem. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal
quality, like when : u' re an vacating in anither city and Jeopardy comes on at
T-. 00 pm- instead of 7: 30.
s. jaw and Mary had never met. They were like me hummingbirds whim had aha
5. She had a deep, threw, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
7. The ballerina ruse gracefully en paired and extended tine slender leg behind
her, like a dag at a fire hydrant.
E- He was as Ia. me as a duck: Not the metaphorical lame duck, .either, but a real
duck that was actually lame. Maybe ham stepping an a land mine in
I Her was as bad as, like, whatever-
ID. She grew an him like she was a coldnt pf E. cell and he was ream-
The revelatory that his marriage 30 years had disintegrated because pf his
wife' s infidelity came as a rude shack, like a surcharge at a formerly
Ti?. The lamppost sat there, like an inanimate abject.