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I would like a president like this

Inb4: Atheists congratulating me, Christians getting but hurt, or someone telling me it's a re-post.
No, I won't delete it if it's been seen by someone before, no it's not OC, and I really, really don't give a **** if you're offended or elated. I find it funny, so I give it to you. Thumbs are preferred, but not required.

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User avatar #84 - krasnogvardiech (11/28/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Hey Christians, if PCs are better than oranges, then why is Coca-cola better than Ford?

CoD: 0
Warhammer: 1
#89 to #84 - comradewinter (11/28/2012) [-]
Are you ******* retarded?

Dumbledore is the best Jedi in Skyrim, and Twitter is way better than Google Chrome. If Muslims are better than Red Bull, how do you explain Manchester City winning the Superbowl?

Dragon Ball: 1
Max Payne: 0

Eat **** , commie.
#100 - superslyflyman (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a christian and I have never had any problem with gays. I love them, some of my friends are gay, and they are some of the best friends you could ever have.
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#252 - waffies ONLINE (11/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
FJ, i don't care what it is that you say. I'll read every word, but i love ya for being here. Have a nice day please
#130 - snakefire (11/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm a christian but I care more about peace than I do religion.
#343 - deezknuts (11/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
AM I THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WHO THINKS BEING HOMOSEX IS FINE AND EVOLUTION TOTALLY ******* HAPPENED?


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#163 - AirborneAlpha (11/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#538 - theelderscrolls (11/29/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Damn.....i wish everyone can just be chill, you know? I wish everyone was just chill. It would be all like "Hey, im Jewish" and the other guy is all like".....cool..." And that be the end of it. Why cant we talk about rainbows and why they are to 						*******					 glorious? I saw a rainbow to day and i thought to myself "						****					..... that's a nice ass rainbow.......i like that rainbow...". My friends wouldn't look at the rainbow....you know why? They were arguing about how the bible talks about some wack ass 						****					. "But it still delivers a good message" then my other friend is all like "..yeah...but you're wearing 2 different fabrics so you need to be stoned...." i have no idea what the 						****					 he meant by that And im all like guys.....look at that rainbow. Everyone should just be like "hey man...its pretty kewl that you are from Saudi Arabia........whats it like?" Not like "haha.... terrorist faggot. ALLAH AKBAR!" thats not cool....you probably hurt his feelings........Have you ever been out in the country and looked at the stars? That 						*****					 						*******					 glorious. Why dont we talk about how pretty the stars are? i would much enjoy a conversation about how pretty the stars are than one about how god hates fags. We only notice all the ugly and hate around us.....why don't we stop and enjoy the beauty? i just typed my thought without stopping and i didnt edit 						****					, thats just what came to mind.
Damn.....i wish everyone can just be chill, you know? I wish everyone was just chill. It would be all like "Hey, im Jewish" and the other guy is all like".....cool..." And that be the end of it. Why cant we talk about rainbows and why they are to ******* glorious? I saw a rainbow to day and i thought to myself " **** ..... that's a nice ass rainbow.......i like that rainbow...". My friends wouldn't look at the rainbow....you know why? They were arguing about how the bible talks about some wack ass **** . "But it still delivers a good message" then my other friend is all like "..yeah...but you're wearing 2 different fabrics so you need to be stoned...." i have no idea what the **** he meant by that And im all like guys.....look at that rainbow. Everyone should just be like "hey man...its pretty kewl that you are from Saudi Arabia........whats it like?" Not like "haha.... terrorist faggot. ALLAH AKBAR!" thats not cool....you probably hurt his feelings........Have you ever been out in the country and looked at the stars? That ***** ******* glorious. Why dont we talk about how pretty the stars are? i would much enjoy a conversation about how pretty the stars are than one about how god hates fags. We only notice all the ugly and hate around us.....why don't we stop and enjoy the beauty? i just typed my thought without stopping and i didnt edit **** , thats just what came to mind.
#87 - ishalltroll (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If God isn't real, then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo?
Ho ho ho ho hooooooo.

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Solo: 0
Jabba: 1
#106 to #87 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Every ******* time somebody posts something about religion another guy posts this **** and always get green thumbs

**** this ****
#10 - brokentrucker ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (37 replies)
*raises hand*

Christian here. Not butthurt for the content, but more for the fact that it's from teh Old testament. the Old Law, that, ya know....according teh the same bible he's quoting, Jesus died so we didn't need that anymore.

Mfw atheists pretend to know **** about teh Bible, and don't know **** about the Bible. For God's sake, I don't care if you don't believe like me, but please, if you're going to try and throw it in my brothers' faces, at least do it right.

Also, to clarify. I'm butthurt because it's annoying, not because you're doing teh whole "Blah blah, slavery in teh Bible, blah blah" thing
#25 to #10 - drldrl (11/28/2012) [-]
MFW Christians try to say the old rules don't apply anymore.   
   
It's like that asshole kid you played with when you were young that kept making up new rules for the game they made up.
MFW Christians try to say the old rules don't apply anymore.

It's like that asshole kid you played with when you were young that kept making up new rules for the game they made up.
#680 - mrdrpage (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a Christian and I 100 percent agree with this post.
#161 - MasterManiac (11/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
To be perfectly honest, I believe that most of the Bible should not be taken too literally, however it does provide a set of moral values which establish right from wrong. According to the Bible, homosexuality is a sin. Deal with it. But stop bringing up stupid Jewish laws from the Old Testament that prescribe obscure punishments to the smallest of sins, because that is not what Christianity is about.
User avatar #166 to #161 - LaBarata ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
That's exactly what you're doing. The same book that bans homosexuality bans a dozen other things, tattoos included.

You're doing exactly what you're complaining people here are doing, simply picking and choosing which parts of the bible are 'true' and saying the rest is 'just outdated Jewish laws'.
#204 - theelderscrolls (11/29/2012) [-]
Damn.....i wish everyone can just be chill, you know? I wish everyone was just chill. It would be all like "Hey, im Jewish" and the other guy is all like".....cool..." And that be the end of it. Why cant we talk about rainbows and why they are to 						*******					 glorious? I saw a rainbow to day and i thought to myself "						****					..... that's a nice ass rainbow.......i like that rainbow...". My friends wouldn't look at the rainbow....you know why? They were arguing about how the bible talks about some wack ass 						****					.  "But it still delivers a good message" then my other friend is all like "..yeah...but you're wearing 2 different fabrics so you need to be stoned...." i have no idea what the 						****					 he meant by that  And im all like guys.....look at that rainbow. Everyone should just   be like "hey man...its pretty kewl that you are from Saudi Arabia........whats it like?" Not like "haha.... terrorist faggot. ALLAH AKBAR!" thats not cool....you probably hurt his feelings........Have you ever  been out in the country and looked at the stars? That 						*****					 						*******					 glorious.  Why dont we talk about how pretty the stars are? i would much enjoy a conversation about how pretty the stars are than one about how god hates fags. We only notice all the ugly and hate around us.....why don't we stop and enjoy the beauty?  i just typed my thought without stopping and i didnt edit 						****					, thats just what came to mind.
Damn.....i wish everyone can just be chill, you know? I wish everyone was just chill. It would be all like "Hey, im Jewish" and the other guy is all like".....cool..." And that be the end of it. Why cant we talk about rainbows and why they are to ******* glorious? I saw a rainbow to day and i thought to myself " **** ..... that's a nice ass rainbow.......i like that rainbow...". My friends wouldn't look at the rainbow....you know why? They were arguing about how the bible talks about some wack ass **** . "But it still delivers a good message" then my other friend is all like "..yeah...but you're wearing 2 different fabrics so you need to be stoned...." i have no idea what the **** he meant by that And im all like guys.....look at that rainbow. Everyone should just be like "hey man...its pretty kewl that you are from Saudi Arabia........whats it like?" Not like "haha.... terrorist faggot. ALLAH AKBAR!" thats not cool....you probably hurt his feelings........Have you ever been out in the country and looked at the stars? That ***** ******* glorious. Why dont we talk about how pretty the stars are? i would much enjoy a conversation about how pretty the stars are than one about how god hates fags. We only notice all the ugly and hate around us.....why don't we stop and enjoy the beauty? i just typed my thought without stopping and i didnt edit **** , thats just what came to mind.
#588 - benighted (11/29/2012) [-]
Dat Description.
Dat Description.
#654 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #273 - Marker ONLINE (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#220 - anonymous (11/29/2012) [-]
im catholic and honestly don't care what religion everyone is, but when they just shove it down everyone's throat saying that God's not real, it just gets boring.
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