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#255 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
A jew-cut just means two things;

ONE; Our penis does not look like a ******* faggot in a turtleneck sweater
TWO; Women and Us both enjoy sex more

AND A BONUS! Chicks prefer giving BJs to Jewcuts
User avatar #302 to #255 - Zig (11/29/2012) [-]
Girls that haven't had aul-naturale simply can't aid in your argument. And, seeing as any reasonable female that tries it before she bites it would realize there is next to no difference, two of your arguments are completely invalid.

Besides, when you push something with loose foreskin in to any hole (mouth, vagina, butt), the foreskin pulls back anyways....sooooooo yea.
User avatar #275 to #255 - arkadia ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
P.s Un-cut means you don't need lotion to fap.
User avatar #315 to #275 - maxoverderp (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm cut and I don't need lotion...
#276 to #275 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm a man, and Don't have to use lotion. Lotion is for faggots.
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#263 to #255 - ThumbingUp (11/29/2012) [-]
Actually, uncircumcised men have better sexual pleasure and more easily pleases women.
#265 to #263 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
>more easily pleases women.

Riiiight.... The last three women I slept with asked if I was cut and were all glad to hear I was - All also said they did not enjoy uncut faggotry because it was just gross to think about. They're "dirtier and ugly"

PS; I have a full folder of Skeletor and I'm not afraid to use it...
#271 to #265 - ThumbingUp (11/29/2012) [-]
The reason people like the looks of a cut penis is because it's become the norm. Men who are uncut have more nerve endings at the tip of their penis. Women enjoy shallower strokes, and if your penis tip is where you nerve endings are, you will stroke shallow by instinct. Therefore you more easily please women. Also, cutting off part of your penis's nerve endings will never increase YOUR pleasure, only decrease.

I'm not trying to be an ass to you, nor am I dissing cut dicks. I'm just stating facts.
#270 to #265 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
Some women are into uncut men, goin all natural up in dis bitch. my last girlfriend didnt mind that im uncut, and our dicks are more sensitive, so more pleasure on our part, and it really dosent make a difference for a woman, when you get a boner, the foreskin sorta evens out with the whole dick, (depending on how big your dong is) and then you just put the condom on and it makes literally no difference   
   
Whats your beef with uncircumcised dongs?
Some women are into uncut men, goin all natural up in dis bitch. my last girlfriend didnt mind that im uncut, and our dicks are more sensitive, so more pleasure on our part, and it really dosent make a difference for a woman, when you get a boner, the foreskin sorta evens out with the whole dick, (depending on how big your dong is) and then you just put the condom on and it makes literally no difference

Whats your beef with uncircumcised dongs?
#272 to #270 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
Been a /b/tard for years. Too much cut>uncut to list...
#278 to #272 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
But, wouldnt that ******* suck to have like, too much of it removed at birth? Every time you get a boner it would be like the skin is tugging on itself? Too much or too little of anything is not good, i guess ive just been blessed with a normal sized foreskin, not too much, not too little.
How's your dick been?
User avatar #312 to #278 - zarcos (11/29/2012) [-]
Do you even how to foreskin?
User avatar #313 to #312 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
Bro, do you even foreskin?
#282 to #278 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
>How's your dick been?

In a bit of a dry spell myself, so I beat my dick like it owes me money. Otherwise doing well. HBU?
#289 to #282 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
Well, same, kinda, just broke up with my girlfriend last week, havent gotten laid in like a month. My shoulder is 						*******					 sore from beating it too much so i could hardly lift today at the gym, so i guess im in the same boat.   
But other than that ive been pretty swell
Well, same, kinda, just broke up with my girlfriend last week, havent gotten laid in like a month. My shoulder is ******* sore from beating it too much so i could hardly lift today at the gym, so i guess im in the same boat.
But other than that ive been pretty swell
#292 to #289 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
Been single fooooorr.... A month? I forgot to care about remembering
#294 to #292 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
Singles master race

But im so glad i broke up with my ex, turned out she was cheating on me for like months, so as soon as i found out i was just like "Lol, bye bitch" And apparently she still has a thing for me and is calling me an asshole because i wont take her back, im winning this breakup like a ******* champion
#299 to #294 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
Mine started to become her mom: IF she wasn't the center of attention, she would make it such. If there wasn't drama, she'd make some. Etc. Her dad was recently diagnosed with Mental Regression (i.e. brain turning from 55 y/o to a 10 y/o over years.) He brother is my best friend and she was anti-pill/anti-abortion. Turns out she had a miscarriage of my kid when we broke up (MFW). It was a miscarriage, not an abortion. Jesus blessed me by aborting my child with this cunt.
Mine started to become her mom: IF she wasn't the center of attention, she would make it such. If there wasn't drama, she'd make some. Etc. Her dad was recently diagnosed with Mental Regression (i.e. brain turning from 55 y/o to a 10 y/o over years.) He brother is my best friend and she was anti-pill/anti-abortion. Turns out she had a miscarriage of my kid when we broke up (MFW). It was a miscarriage, not an abortion. Jesus blessed me by aborting my child with this cunt.
#306 to #299 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
Really dodged a bullet there bro! With my ex, she just couldn't ******* function without drama, all she would talk about is her drama, and whenever i would try to make conversation that was not about her issues, she would just avoid it and change the subject. I mean, things were good in the beginning, but once she started cheating on me, she just started growing apart from me, and when i found out and broke it off, she immediately wanted the D again.

Women, amirite?
#308 to #306 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
MIne wanted the D, too. Got head twice in three days after the break up, but she wouldn't let me 						****					 her because of the miscarriage flood, etc. And then as soon as I told her all i want is sex, she said I was an ass and she stopped talking to me. lol
MIne wanted the D, too. Got head twice in three days after the break up, but she wouldn't let me **** her because of the miscarriage flood, etc. And then as soon as I told her all i want is sex, she said I was an ass and she stopped talking to me. lol
#309 to #308 - potatotown (11/29/2012) [-]
Never got head, we did the nasty like 3 times, and she would jerk me off from time to time.   
But for me is now she's almost stalking me, like this one time me and my friends were hanging out at this pub we go to, and my one friend pointed out that she was there and totally staring at me, giving me stink eye from over at the bar   
   
bitches be cray
Never got head, we did the nasty like 3 times, and she would jerk me off from time to time.
But for me is now she's almost stalking me, like this one time me and my friends were hanging out at this pub we go to, and my one friend pointed out that she was there and totally staring at me, giving me stink eye from over at the bar

bitches be cray
#329 to #309 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
>bitches be cray   
   
amen, brother
>bitches be cray

amen, brother
#277 to #272 - skyzair (11/29/2012) [-]
I'm just dissapointed that i was never consulted on what i wanted prior to snippage. Chances are most of these guys didn't get the choice either, excluding obviously those whom are jewish. So in fairness, not like i can go back...
User avatar #283 to #277 - Snafu Bohica (11/29/2012) [-]
Got mine at birth, not jewish. Christian - but its still called jewcut
User avatar #259 to #255 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/29/2012) [-]
All of these things are true. Not to mention the Jew-cut is less prone to infection and less of mess to clean up after jerking it.
User avatar #257 to #255 - Hreidmar ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Both have their advantages. Uncircumcised means a bit more resistance to infection. Plus, the tip is naturally sensitive, so being uncircumcised helps in terms of anything coming in contact with it being minimized (unless said contact is the pleasurable inside of a vagina)
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