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oh, my sides....

I' m ******* pissed its Storytime
s 19
flesh dating fer months new
guy named Joe gemss out ********* nowhere into my life
s my new coworker at my company
out he has mensa_ place of residence.
Mooved here forthe job and can no longer afford his hotel
to epin upto him
skeep him in my apartment fer weeks
iill
is pretty cool
play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
continues fer months
find out girlfriend is pregnant
fly all tradition. I have to marry her now.
Milne night. eating out at dinnerware wife
ales stayed late atthe office fer seme overtime
kl pepare question to my wife
admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn' t mine
isn' t readthe make a commitment after being violated
home in a ******* rage.
out all Joe' s ****
Goonna ******* kill Joe when he gets home.
raise gets home abouta a_ m.
seen as he epins the deer- I ******* punch him in his bastard face
swells up like a bell of cotton
swings at me
Dredge and sweep his leg
falls down
sin a giant ******* rage new
to my reem. grab my handgun out of my drawer
back to confront Joe
in his car and ******* hightails it out eithers
haven' t seen er heard frem him since
the phone a month my brother
finally asks why We been SC) depressed
rd tell him that if it hadn' t been fer cottonseed Joe
He been married a long time age
Wehere did Wu come hm. where did we go-
Wehere did Wu come hm. Joe?
Anonymous (ID: ) 111??! l Eff u 147: 57 757
You ******* got me. MTI El
******* had me, genuine
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Submitted: 11/28/2012
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#2 - jaevel (11/28/2012) [-]
#1 - Zaxplab (11/28/2012) [-]
It's..... It's glorious.
It's..... It's glorious.
+5
#29 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 - asianizer (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh, how many times this greentext has been copypasta'd
#25 - burraki (11/28/2012) [-]
This **** , again?
#16 - demjimmies (11/28/2012) [-]
YES
YES
#4 - jimati (11/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 - zytherman (11/28/2012) [-]
ahhah, this is the best one i have ever read
#7 - thisisestonia (11/28/2012) [-]
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#48 - deviousalien (11/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #39 - mrbigcock (11/29/2012) [-]
Knew it as soon as I saw joe.
#37 - peptobismalk (11/29/2012) [-]
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
User avatar #32 - fyaq (11/28/2012) [-]
Fell for it hard.

good one OP.
#31 - TheCruelFace (11/28/2012) [-]
Wonderful.
User avatar #30 - abovelawl (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had to dance to this song in middle school
#28 - leonjoker (11/28/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again.
#19 - trolololer ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at SPOK! ** Right when they said Joe in the 4th line, I knew it's about Cotton Eyed Joe.
OP, stop reposting. I saw this several months ago. #opisafaggot
User avatar #27 to #19 - alwaysreadthetags (11/28/2012) [-]
roll is definitely relevant
User avatar #15 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
There have been so many of these, as soon as I read Joe I skipped to the bottom.
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