Happy Thanksgiving. .. This would only serve to make my turkey taste better, because I- A.) Have studied world history, and understand all civilizations are built upon the corpses of
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#3 - akindgentleman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#14 - ShadeElement (11/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
This would only serve to make my turkey taste better, because I-
A.) Have studied world history, and understand all civilizations are built upon the corpses of the last.
B.) Am not a giant weeping poof
#42 - theholyblade (11/28/2012) [+] (17 replies)
Well I guess no more Thanksgiving for us, right? I mean people over 200 years ago did some fucked up shit, so we better pay for it now, guise.
Well I guess no more Thanksgiving for us, right? I mean people over 200 years ago did some fucked up shit, so we better pay for it now, guise.
#22 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Man, I understand that my predecessors weren't exactly saints, but that is no reason for me to feel guilty for their actions.

Cut the white guilt crap and just be a good person to people who are still alive.
#58 - yourmomismyhostage (11/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I thought we were over this. Apparently not.
#56 - ogloko (11/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
yeah, cause indians were only killed in the USA. lets not mention the spanish completely destroying the aztecs and mayans. im supposed to feel guilty because people with the same color skin as me made destructive choices 200+ years ago. i have french-canadian and lakota sioux blood in my veins and im proud of it. im NOT going to apologize for the genocide and im NOT going to apologize for slavery.

TL;DR= sorry for the rant, this shit makes me angry
#25 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
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Well, I didn't do shit to them, so I don't give a fuck.
#8 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
Yep, because people over 200 hundred years ago did something bad, we are not allowed to be happy or thankful.
#26 - mkchillin (11/28/2012) [+] (11 replies)
The EUROPEANS (not Americans) came to North America and their diseases wiped out most of the Natives, and what was left of them failed to unite and failed to match our technologies and were eliminated for the sake of attaining more areas for our rapidly expanding population, all of which happened hundreds of years ago. Get over it.
User avatar #18 - facedodge (11/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
God Dammit FunnyJunk! I'm so sick of you liberal cumsucking fucktwads.
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User avatar #17 - zhater (11/28/2012) [-]
Ever been so thankful you lost your upper half?
(to the left)
#13 - Nameloc (11/28/2012) [-]
Apparently there are flying spiders D:
#48 - iamphoenix (11/28/2012) [-]
I baste my Turkey with delicious tears.
User avatar #2 - techketzer (11/28/2012) [-]
"New archaeological evidence suggests that America was first discovered by Stone Age people from Europe – 10,000 years before the Siberian-originating ancestors of the American Indians set foot in the New World.

A remarkable series of several dozen European-style stone tools, dating back between 19,000 and 26,000 years, have been discovered at six locations along the US east coast. Three of the sites are on the Delmarva Peninsular in Maryland, discovered by archaeologist Dr Darrin Lowery of the University of Delaware. One is in Pennsylvania and another in Virginia. A sixth was discovered by scallop-dredging fishermen on the seabed 60 miles from the Virginian coast on what, in prehistoric times, would have been dry land."

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/new-evidence-suggests-stone-age -hunters-from-europe-discovered-america-7447152.html


You forgot to mention there's another layer underneath.
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
#83 - captainwow (11/29/2012) [-]
These posts always bug me.

You expect me to feel bad or something? I didn't kill any natives. I also didn't own any slaves or conquer any land.
#16 - darkjack (11/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
for the love of god, thanks giving has no relation to the Indians, its literally a day presidents started declaring a day of thanks for what people earned throughout the year. besides, fuck the Indians, they got beat at war and lost their land, we let them live and how many times did war wipe out nations? grow a pair you pansies.
User avatar #60 to #16 - aninymous (11/28/2012) [-]
What did we native americans ever do to you ?
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User avatar #69 - chubberbrother (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sure we killed a lot of Native Americans. But now they are fucking us over by taking our life savings in casinos.
User avatar #74 to #69 - Crusader (11/28/2012) [-]
And the government has been fucking them over on reserves and by giving them alcoholism.
It sounds insane, but the settlers literally got a lot of the land because they gave the natives weak alcohol, which they had no immunity to, got them drunk and made them dependent on it.
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