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#2 - tandrel (11/28/2012) [-]
Steroids make your dick huge and your balls shrivel.
#45 to #2 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
but...but... i worked at a gym with an old steelers hall of famer. His coaches made the team take steriods back then or they were off the team.. and what tandrel says is the truth. Why thumb him down?
#4 to #2 - watuppig (11/28/2012) [-]
please explain that one with references and such, the way I understand i is that a phallus is essentially a fixed size it may be fractionally larger or smaller depending on blood flow seeing as its basically a balloon that is filled with blood, now steroids do not improve blood flow at all and therefore would logically cause the phallus to be smaller or even cause it to be unable t become erect. the testicular shrinkage on the other hand is true because the steroids cause your bodies testosterone to artificially rise which makes your body switch off it's testosterone factory (your balls) and amp up the estrogen causing the balls to shrink as a result. so yeah, basic understanding I'm aware but i'd like to see evidence of your claim
#5 to #4 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Dude, the **** are you thumbing him down for? He's right.
Jesus christ, I'd get up some evidence from NCBI archives but icba to find it. Look, just look it bloody up, I've taken roids, 8 cycles in my 7 years of training, started at the 2 year mark. When I wasn't taking HCG (mimicks LH and thus natural testostrone persists, so your HTPTA doesn't shut down as quickly, your balls will stay the same size) my balls DID decrease, BUT , my dick increased in length and girth by 2 inches.

Though, that was on a cycle of test E, when I was taking a DHT dereative, like Dianabol (Great gains btw, but I was left in **** afterwards) for a 4 week cycle with tren prop, I had my dick shrink a bit, got erectile dsyfunction until I did my pct, I didn't take hcg at the time, or amridex for that matter, no AI's so I got btich tits and I also lost hair. But **** it, the sides were horrible.

But dude, you ******* take an AI along with HCG when you bloody cycle, you don't want to shut off your testostrone production, so you can bounce back quicker post pct! Your dick SHOULD grow longer and bigger, but it'll shrink back down to normal size after the cycle. Likewise, your balls should stay the same size assuming you take something to maitnain natural testostrone, if not they'll shrink. Yeah.

I was prescribed steroids because I have HIV, but eventually I ran out of money to get them from the doctors, so I had to go black market at the gym. I've spent years of research and I studied for medicine. I'm a nurse (It can be disgusting but you get used to it). Do your ******* research first you muppet. Tandrel is partially right. So are you in saying that steroids do increase estrogen due to conversion of testostrone into estrogen, likewise DHT due to the 5AR-enzyme converting test into DHT, so more likely to bald, unless you're blocking that enzyme. And you can combat estrogen with an AI.

You'll get the most penile growth if you take IGF-1 LR3 with Test E, but that is very dangerous (IGF-1)
#69 to #5 - watuppig (11/28/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb him down, i was genuinely asking and as i pointed out I have a basic understanding of this **** . while I find what you're telling me to be interesting it is still personal anecdote from a stranger on the internet, i will take you at face value and try and do a bit of research into this myself but what I was really asking was if there were any scientific resources to back your claim up
User avatar #8 to #5 - synapse (11/28/2012) [-]
Samefag.
#34 to #8 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
not samefag, I'm a different person. I would make an account if I could be arsed. Used to have an account. cba now.

You're all so stupid. Go look it up in google if you must.
User avatar #7 to #5 - xfortune (11/28/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
User avatar #3 to #2 - mydogisbuff (11/28/2012) [-]
keep telling yourself that buddy
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