I read the Times today.... Now that's what I call a fatal attraction!. An Antarctic fur stoptrying tn mate with a king penguin. By IHEXII CHEN Published: Novemb
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I read the Times today...

Now that's what I call a fatal attraction!

An Antarctic fur stoptrying tn mate with a king penguin.
Published: November M, 2{
Cine day during field observations last year at Marion Island, a
remote nature preserve in the southern Indian Ocean, something
bizarre caught Tristan Scott' s eye: on a radley beach, a sleek j. rgung
male Antarctic fur seal was trying to mate with a king penguin.
The fur seals normally hunt penguins
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When that failed, he "tore the bird to shreds and ate it Q I . Scott
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#1 - mayormilkman (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - pepemex (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I guess his fate was sealed
#17 - tezel (11/28/2012) [-]
"To shreds you say"
#7 - deusexmachinase (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
#13 - mattdoggy (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#21 to #20 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #1740306 at Item Discussion ** oh, but it is. it's going "all the way", if you know what i mean
#2 - autoxx (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I do the same thing when a cow refuses my advances...
#3 to #2 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 - Loppytaffy (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wow it's like Twilight of the animal world.

Only a far better love story and i'd actually pay to watch.
#42 - warlockrichard ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#30 - gravitystereo (11/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Oh lol is that where I was supposed to look
User avatar #50 - snakefire (11/28/2012) [-]
Doesnt want to have sex with me
******* kill that slut

seals are just like humans
User avatar #9 - allamericandude (11/28/2012) [-]
"As far as first dates go, I'd say that was mixed signals."
#5 - sparkieemae (11/28/2012) [-]
Huehue that seal doesn't tolerate being friend zoned very well.
User avatar #11 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
remind me of sankarea

anyone? no? well piss
#41 to #11 - Nihatclodra (11/28/2012) [-]
*Eats boy she likes* Now you're inside me... forever.
*Eats boy she likes* Now you're inside me... forever.
#8 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
#52 - georgewaters (11/28/2012) [-]
Thumb up for Beatles reference, sir
#53 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Well derp.
#45 - ashesfrominside (11/28/2012) [-]
obviously using homosex as a murder weapon, because even when the penguin was flattered, he forgot who was the bigger carnivore.
#35 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [-]
Guess seals and I have something in common
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