Zombie Apocalypse. magic seals are magic.. MY plan for the zombie apocalypse -get my broadsword out of closet -find largest zombie -throw rock to get attention -throw sword on the ground and charge that  zombies The Game invisible seals
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#17 - funnyjunktitan (11/28/2012) [+] (25 replies)
MY plan for the zombie apocalypse
-get my broadsword out of closet
-find largest zombie
-throw rock to get attention
-throw sword on the ground and charge that ************
-jump on it and ride it like a horse
-gain it's respect
-make it tell other zombies
-become king of zombies
-take all zombies to Australia
-have zombie army that never tires and grows with every kill
-take over the world
-laugh maniacally
-eat a lot of waffles
#18 to #17 - BroadSword ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Im not coming out of the closet!
Im not coming out of the closet!
#158 - pvtgoblin (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I have a plan.
#32 - jeffiepete (11/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I guess a strong door would be good to have but I still don't get what you're trying to tell us
#41 to #32 - riddari (11/28/2012) [-]
The zombies are propably not smart enough to pull doors.
#135 - yunablade (11/28/2012) [-]
What most people actually do want for this coming zombie apocalypse
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#281 to #277 - beerterror (11/28/2012) [-]
and then
and then
#516 - betesta (11/28/2012) [+] (54 replies)
#519 to #516 - silverflame (11/28/2012) [-]
**silverflame rolled a random image posted in comment #123080 at Pokemon **
**silverflame rolled a random image posted in comment #123080 at Pokemon **
#549 - elmagicalcat (11/28/2012) [-]
What I want in the zombie apocalypse.
#473 - eatingdisorder (11/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
My plan for zombie apocalypse
-get chain-mail armour for scuba diving that sharks cant even bite through from head to toe
-ride a scooter into biggest crowd of zombies in the biggest city
-fist fight every single one of them
-sit on throne of dead zombies
-become imperial ruler over zombies
-become the hitler of zombies
-eventually die
-become zombie
-zombies take over
-100's of years later im sitting around a campfire with my zombie friends
-hear stories about how merciless the evil ruler eatingdisorder was
User avatar #53 - commontroll (11/28/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Ahem. Zombie apocalypse plan time? Zombie apocalypse plan time.
>Find out there are zombies (either originating in my current location, or somewhere else in the world)
>Alert all family and friends in my area, tell them to come with me with their families.
>Head out into the country to a farm with new clan. Ask farmers for the privilege to live on their land in return for protection and workers. Fortify lands and wait out the winter.

>Once winter has passed, head into the mountains. Find a decent sized town in a fertile valley, take it over, kill all zombies in the town and wall it off, invite any survivors to join us.

>Rebuild: Develop a power plant, radio tower, and farms. Broadcast to survivors that there is a place to trade, rest, flock to, etc. Whole time getting more and more food.

>Make sure farms are also walled off. Kill any zombies that make it through the mountains. Have a screening process for visitors/new residents. Trade weapons and ammo for food, and visa verse.

>Build an army and a new civilization. Wait for five years, whole time having everybody spend three hours a day training for fighting, running, surviving off the land, etc.Take all the people who want to join me back to my home (Houston) Repeat process in valley town, reclaim our homes. Town in the valley keeps in contact, over the years we forge an empire and become a beacon for humanity.



You're welcome to join me.

Also, if that wasn't my plan, my dream fortress would be a castle, with walled off farmlands, on a cliff side by the ocean, with a little port carved into the cliffs for escape/trade.
#234 - zzonked (11/28/2012) [-]
Everything needed is in this bathtub.

Yes including Will Smith.
#77 - ScaredWhiteBoy (11/28/2012) [+] (12 replies)
I actually own the last gun pictured.... Remmington 870 Express Tactical. I'll take it over a door handle any day.
<------ My sweet gun (I haven't named her yet) Dubs names her? Dubs names her!
User avatar #89 to #77 - Aethlius (11/28/2012) [-]
**Aethlius rolls 77** Redneck
User avatar #20 - evanthebrony (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i want a stocked cruise ship. zombies cant swim.
User avatar #28 to #26 - aothos ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Who says they can climb the wet hall of a ship, much less with people on board to push them off if they by some miracle do manage it?
#345 - falconpunchhhhh (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**falconpunchhhhh rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at The Scariest Fucking Thing Ever 2 ** All I need is this for the zombie apocalypse.
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User avatar #113 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I don't need anything during the zombie apocalypse.
I'm in Australia, people wrestle crocodiles and giant ******* stingrays for ***** and giggles. A zombie apocalypse won't meant **** , people will just think of it as a chance to kill their retarded neighbor.
User avatar #130 - payneiac (11/28/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Knives don't run out of bullets is my saying.
#141 to #130 - anoyingmos ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
longer reach, then better.

<- this underestimated ****** is actually a good choice. it got reach, easy to use and doesn't run out of ammo.
#460 - slipperyjoe (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**slipperyjoe rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at You've got mail! ** Who I'll end up with in a zombie apocalypse.
#208 - messerschmidto (11/28/2012) [+] (16 replies)
How about this?
User avatar #34 - CRONIK (11/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Sword, zombies cant bite if they have no head+no reloading
User avatar #38 to #36 - Greatangelsfury ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
get a big hammer, spin in circles very fast, start body count
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