Tittle. Giggity.. did you know? because lemons naturally contain o high r of morphine, squeezing lemon juice info an open wound will eliminate the pain. everybody Believes it because is from tumblr
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#8 - iamsammich (11/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - reican (11/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I work in a restaurant.

I can confirm this, it works even longer if you add chili.
#6 - zytherman (11/27/2012) [-]
I got lemon juice in the area my finger nail was MEANT to be, but i had it removed due to infection and it was still healing.
I was amazed when all pain just suddenly stopped... aswell as my balance... and vision... woke up on the sofa an hour later.
#14 - pornoranger (11/28/2012) [-]
did you know?
crapping in your hand wil help you get laid.
because of the high amount of pheromones in your poo, the other sex will be attracted more easily.
#28 - thefucknoonegives (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
salt will also eliminate the pain.
User avatar #20 - sanditroll (11/28/2012) [-]
I don't believe anything writen in comic sans.
#45 - imabser (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I heard it works really great on paper cuts.
User avatar #11 - doctorque (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I can confirm, I am lemon juice.
#31 - Onemanretardpack (11/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Squeeze something that notorious for making wounds hurt more, saying that it will actually help.

ISHYGDDT
User avatar #79 - herodan (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Theres also more lemon facts at You need to login to view this link themoreyouknow.jpg
#39 - damrod (11/28/2012) [-]
I heard that rubbing soap into the wound works great as well.
User avatar #33 - padrerebelscumole (11/28/2012) [-]
You are mistaken OP.It's salt.Salt has morphine and salt is for getting the pain from open wounds.
#71 - Ken M (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pents and Ill do ANYTHING *roll 5*
User avatar #78 to #71 - dritz (11/28/2012) [-]
**dritz rolls 13,128** go suck OP's dick
User avatar #50 - adamkk (11/28/2012) [-]
says 'did yuo kno' must be legit
User avatar #47 - tkuja (11/28/2012) [-]
vinegar is where it's at
User avatar #13 - lolollo (11/28/2012) [-]
You would get more people if you said aspirin instead of morphine. Most everyone I know knows that morphine is one hard as **** drug to come by, and you wouldn't be able to find it in something as common as a lemon.

Aspirin? Yeah that ****** everywhere...
#12 - electrictroll ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I teared up just thinking about it.
User avatar #9 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/28/2012) [-]
Because if lemons contained morphine i would be mainlining a god damn bottle of lemon juice a day
#7 - Ken M (11/27/2012) [-]
You sir are a lying bastard. Poppy's are what produces morphine. the poppy is scraped and morphine is derived from what is collected: opium.
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