racecar

In addition:

-Put it in my trunk
-Get your oil all over my headlights
-Fill my tank
-There's fluid all over my engine bay
-Your cylinder is huge
-Are you gonna bore me out with that big tool of yours?
-Better put that torque wrench to work
-I'm gonna jizz on your grill

i knew there was more! thank you good sir!

Now you're thinkin' with yer dipstick!

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This baby's off the charts!

lol i love JGL. FUKIN SAVED

i have never met anyone called ecstatic, sounds exotic

I know of an Ecstatic, and fucked. It was erotic.

so you, exotic, fucked ecstatic and claim it was erotic?

my head hurts

Who's Ecstatic and was he bigger than me?

son of a bitch you beat me to it. thumbs sir

yeah but, you are a guy and we don't give a fuck where we lost it..

..in a normal bed, listeining to the same Jonas Brothers song again and again...........

In a minivan. On the way home, I wrecked the minivan.

It was well worth it

Ehh, it's nice to have a memorable first time anyway.
How did you manage to actually do it though? I thought the Jonas Brothers would be an immense boner-kill

It was my first time and I was horny as fuck. I guess I can blank out things very good. (Hope "blank out" is the right term)

"Blank out"?
Does that mean that your first time was not a good time? Sorry, dude.

No it was quite good. I meant the music...I "blanked out" the music..or "tuned out"

Ahh my bad.
This probably sounds a little thick but couldn't you have asked to turn it off?

Nah, it's good =)
You know, I was too desperate to ask her. Maybe she would've said: Okay but that means no sex. I would've been so super sad/horny. But since that day we had so much nice sex and music was never involed into it anymore.

Ahh, fair enough.
Again, I'm not one to talk: power rangers sleeping bag, freezing cold tent, her friends who I'd just met were in the next tent.
It wasn't exactly the rose petals heavily romantic scenario we all invision, but then again not many people's are haha.

hahaha, yeah..but doesn't matter...the "first-time" is very overrated..

Totally. You don't know what you're doing and (as it was with me) if it's your partner's first time too, she doesn't know either and it usually hurts her