Why i don't write happy birthday

#1 - kanatana

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(11/27/2012) [-]

Nobody? I... I was homeless on my birthday... I was... I was hungry, and scared, and needed someone.

Where were you when I needed you, OP? Just where were you?

#7 to #1 - kongalkohol

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(11/27/2012) [-]

I was also alone at my birthday... WHERE WERE YOU OP??? I CRIED...

#2 to #1 - toastableduckling

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(11/27/2012) [-]

With Jessica.

#4 to #2 - kanatana

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(11/27/2012) [-]

******* JESSICA RABBIT!

#33 to #4 - dreaddune

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(11/28/2012) [-]

**** YOU GUYS! You made me laugh in class, and our teacher made me close my computer down.. :(

#34 to #33 - kanatana

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Sorry, bro.

#35 to #34 - dreaddune

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Np dude, here, have some sauce for fun

#36 to #35 - kanatana

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Pika?

#37 to #36 - dreaddune

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#38 to #37 - kanatana

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#3 to #2 - kosicandavid

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(11/27/2012) [-]

now that made me laugh...

#29 - dirtybadger

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(11/28/2012) [-]

if this is true and OC then you are truly an alpha OP

#49 to #29 - Mahazama

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(11/28/2012) [-]

It isn't about being alpha, it's about being a girl's best guyfriend (not even freindzone)

#30 to #29 - thepandaking

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(11/28/2012) [-]

it's a repost sadly...

#40 - anon id: 44ec5d20

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(11/28/2012) [-]

And then she took some douche guy home, while OP was forever friendzoned.

#41 to #40 - ancano

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(11/28/2012) [-]

This wasn't about getting the girl.

#48 to #41 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Pretty sure the only reason you have any contact with women is the ever lasting thought in your head "I want to stick my penis inside of her."

#50 to #48 - ancano

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Not me.

inb4 you must be gay: why yes, I am.

#51 to #50 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Correction, you only come in contact with men because you want to slide your penis inside of them.

Future tip.
"I believe the exit hole should always remain the exit hole, at no point should it ever become the entry hole."
- Ali G

#52 to #51 - ancano

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Not quite, mi amigo!
I'm not attracted to every man, yet I am good friends with people who just aren't attractive to me.

#53 to #52 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**

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(11/28/2012) [-]

yeah you just destroy the entire argument. gay people are exempt from this argument as they are no longer men.

#54 to #53 - ancano

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(11/28/2012) [-]

(I doubt you would **** a fat piece of lard now would you?)

totes cupcake.

#55 to #54 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Fat chicks need love too brah, plus they are lonely and desperate for attention so potentially give the most effort when that attention is finally given to them, resulting in better sex.
So i would go there.

#25 - dagramcraka

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(11/28/2012) [-]

today is also my birthday, turned 16.. i didn't even get 1 facebook birthday message.. not even one from all the extreamly social people that have over 2000 friends.... :(

#47 to #25 - anon id: 97b7058a

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(11/28/2012) [-]

Happy Birthday :)

I hope you have a wonderful day :)

#26 to #25 - thecjism

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(11/28/2012) [-]

that's what my birthday is like every year. BTW, happy birthday bro! If it really is your birthday