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CARREE V. LIFTER. THE
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#82 - gmanjohn (11/28/2012) [+] (197 replies)
#83 to #82 - epicapocalypse (11/28/2012) [-]
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#7 - mozzielike (11/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
No matter what Link does. Someone dies...
#108 - severepwner (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But war...war never changes.
#182 - serotonin (11/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
False. In word of wise sniper: `` I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead ``
#58 - nyanpoptart (11/28/2012) [-]
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#8 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [+] (12 replies)
*an hero
#10 to #9 - bitchplzzz (11/27/2012) [-]
Are you retarded..........?
User avatar #251 - xsynysterx (11/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. eh saves hyrule and doesn't afraid of anything
#121 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [+] (16 replies)
**** legend of zelda. Why do people even like that game its not even good. Whats next a plumber running through a fantasy world to save a princess from a steroid injected turtle. Or how bout sexxx lots and lots of sex. **** all ******* yolo. 9GAG ARMY UNITE!!!!! btw op sucks cock. p.s. I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER
#134 to #121 - skinless (11/28/2012) [-]
you're just trying to hard, its sorta pathetic
you're just trying to hard, its sorta pathetic
#63 - aerosol ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Out of business? Just cut some goddamn tall grass.
#97 - rockmeddle (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So he has a vast assortment of the weapons that he sells and he chooses to hang himself.
Seems legit.
#21 - trolololer (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at The Mario Ghost ** Weapons will never go out of business. People will start hating each other too much after a time, and will want to kill each other to death.   
I wonder how successful this troll will be
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at The Mario Ghost ** Weapons will never go out of business. People will start hating each other too much after a time, and will want to kill each other to death.
I wonder how successful this troll will be
#163 - kidsquicker (11/28/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#4 - herminator (11/27/2012) [-]
Silly weapon salesman, he should learn to chill and take it easy like sweet baby jesus goron does it, not hang himself.
User avatar #231 - jakerszzzz (11/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, Cause you know, You BUY swords on LoZ. Yeah.
#241 to #231 - aerosol ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
What about big Goron's sword?
and the one you buy from the blacksmith in Majora's mask?
#344 - thatsmrnoob (11/28/2012) [-]
an hero
#46 - deathrinderalta (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder what the blacksmith is up to these days?

oh, hes just hanging around
#217 - anonymous (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)



It seems that Alex Mason killed by Woods but Woods missed the shot on the masked Mason, because Mason revisits Woods 30 years later. Menandez digs up his sisters grave and burn himself at her grave-site.

#222 to #217 - theflaminpenguinz (11/28/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD YOU SPOILED BLACK OPS- oh wait I don't care.
#130 - frysfrys (11/28/2012) [-]
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#53 - ismet (11/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I have been unemployed for some time now. My days are boring. I own a chest freezer, got it from my grandma when she passed away. I've been pooping in ziploc freezer bags and storing them in my freezer for a long time now. I have a big stash.

During 10-12 am is the best time to strike.

I studied the residents of an apartment building for a long time. Got to know their routines, when they leave for work in the morning etc. I snuck into the apartment building carrying a medium sized cooler bag containing my poop and a pair of grill tongs. Third door to the right. Apartment number 4c. I grabbed one of my bags, opened it and slipped in the turd through the mail slot with my grill tongs. HAHA hah...

He wasn't too happy when he came home. The smell of my defrosted soft poop reeked in the whole apartment and to top it all of, he stepped on it by mistake... hah ha hahaa.

It's funny how everyone thinks the kids are to blaim. Nobody would ever suspect a grown man.

A couple of weeks ago I did a gig in a posh neighborhood. Businessmen, CEO's, moviestars.. rich people... it was perfect. I stayed in the bushes in my windbreaker suit observing the people arriving home from work.

A black mercedes drives casually up on one of the driveways and out steps an old wealthy looking man in a suit. He starts walking towards his mailbox. He puts his hand in the mailbox and lifts up his mail all covered in my soft poop.

I walked past him and got horrified.... or not. haah hah HAHA

I'm the hero my city deserves and also the one it needs right now.
I also need a job.
User avatar #324 - usernameerror (11/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
hello pmac
#326 to #324 - pmac (11/28/2012) [-]
HAAAIIII
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