Prometheus Logic. . Super advanced laser technology to perform surgery Delicate machines cater to your every need, making sure thc procedure is as safe & painle
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Prometheus Logic

Super advanced laser technology to perform surgery
Delicate machines cater to your every need, making sure thc
procedure is as safe & painless as possible
When ifs done - staple that **** together
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User avatar #10 - caelinnis (11/27/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Are you retarded? Staples are very common part of surgery and I'm sure doctors today would jizz their pants to have a machine than can stable like that
#46 - rbpwn (11/27/2012) [+] (26 replies)
You can't just sew up cuts that deep and large
User avatar #34 - dabronydude (11/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
"safe and painless"...
why was she in an immense amount of pain then?...
User avatar #35 to #34 - kinglobster (11/27/2012) [-]
probably the fact that there was a goddamn squid monster trying to break out
User avatar #6 - Souffriau (11/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Seriously.

Nobody noticed that the medical pod
owned by a woman
wasn't configured for women?
#268 - theluppijackal ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I expected this
#120 - bdowns (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at chris rock ** mfw I watched that movie
#259 - XptoO (11/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Actually, staples are used in medical operations today...

Wanted to use "the moreyouknow.jpeg but I don't have it"
User avatar #60 - letmetellyouastory (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure whoever made this understands the fact that staples are used to close deep wounds after surgery, but he's talking about the fact that their in the ******* future, where they use lasers to open wounds, so you think they would of evolved past staples.
#40 - kearn (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They have an autodoc but no pipboy?
#258 - darthacerbus (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Makes as much sense as the rest of the movie.
#163 - eddiethead (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#370 - DanLacasky (11/28/2012) [-]
Then they ran out of staples and had to use glue. She's a lucky lucky lucky luck girl.
#121 - whenuleastxpect (11/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**whenuleastxpect rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Social suicide ** *Shows up at random thread - rolls the most relevant picture EVER*
User avatar #101 - fyaq (11/27/2012) [+] (15 replies)
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medical staples are a real thing... they use it when sutures arent strong enough...like when they slice open your ******* stomach.
#356 - isuckatmakingnames (11/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When it was pulling the thing out I half expected a cut scene to this.
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#366 - zachloweth ONLINE (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually my favorite part of the movie is how just after giving herself a c-section she is able to run, jump and dive out of the way with little difficulty, with only staples holding her guts in. Either she is a lot tougher than she looks or that spray stuff must contain a **** ton of pain killers, but its the future so who knows.
#109 - milehighpride (11/27/2012) [-]
Mfw "Lasers"
Mfw "Lasers"
#308 - falloutplayer (11/28/2012) [-]
I LOVED PROMETHEUS!
#191 - qwermy (11/27/2012) [-]
Actually, staples are used in surgery. They leave a bigger scar than stitches, but they are quite common. I've had an injury patched with them myself.
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