Cockroach facing reality. . I can subdue in nuclear at ,' and I can live for IO days without it) my Maui Can you survive being hit by a slipper'?. I thought it was radiation. The initial explosion should kill them.
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Cockroach facing reality

I can subdue
in nuclear at ,'
and I can live
for IO days without
it) my Maui
Can you survive
being hit by
a slipper'?
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Submitted: 11/27/2012
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#17 - gottakillthemall (11/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
**gottakillthemall rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at foul bachelorette frog **

i hate cockroaches. i never want to see one
#237 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
I thought it was radiation. The initial explosion should kill them.
#34 - vassia (11/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**vassia rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at hey guys, look what i found! ** Mfw seeing a cockroach
User avatar #71 - godmaks (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**godmaks rolls 66** They can survive a nuclear explosion, but can they roll dubs?
#236 - skiddmarxx (11/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Sometimes, a slipper just isn't enough...
User avatar #91 - Cambro (11/27/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I live in a townhouse (houses connected to each other) and my uncleanly neighbors attracted cockroaches. But not just any cockroaches, CHINESE cockroaches. The bastards are long and slender and can fly, ************ . THEY CAN FLY. I cornered one behind my fridge and forced it back repeatedly until I was certain the terrifying creature had perished. I pulled the fridge back to see it in two pieces, split right in half. Using tweezers I bagged it to show to a science teacher to inquire what the **** it was. The next day I go to take to him, and the legs are moving on both sides of the severed body. THEY WERE MOVING!! I left it on the teachers desk. After an unknown amount of time, the body regenerated so the cockroach that was one horrifying monster turned into TWO. They bad ass ************* .
#24 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If they're resistant to radiation
What's in cockroach spray?....
User avatar #25 to #24 - welfarekid (11/27/2012) [-]
Not ******* radiation...
#30 - demicus (11/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Then these bastards show up...
#194 - rambearclaw (11/27/2012) [-]
you ******* cock-a-roach
#3 - mellamoconsuelo (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Funny, I LOL'd, but technically they are just really resistant to radiation. Still have chances of dying though... Just wanted to inform.
User avatar #177 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
You can drown a cockroach, and then cover it in salt. the salt will absorb the moisture and he'll come back to life

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#84 - shadowalchemist (11/27/2012) [-]
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#192 - creepyeevee (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Oh god! Another cockroach!
User avatar #76 - yentabear ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
This cockroach can survive nuclear blasts, and survive without his head for 10 days. But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
User avatar #229 - mayormilkman (11/27/2012) [-]
He just got too cocky.
User avatar #216 - billybobjoeii (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
no, they can survive the aftermath of a nuclear bomb.... Everything in the immediate radius of the bomb is vaporized...
User avatar #218 to #216 - obliviousman ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
grab your coat, winter is coming.
User avatar #214 - Felate (11/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I know someone must have mentioned, but its nuclear fallout not a nuclear explosion....I don't think they make a species for that.
#12 - adamks (11/27/2012) [-]
Saying they would survive the explosion? ehhh no. Maybe some of the aftermath. NOT the explosion, it blows everything in a big radius in to pieces.
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