Doc Connors

good one

Black pants with the white shadow at the bottom replicates out-of-focus content. We automatically assume it is behind the person, therefore we think it is something in the background. This is why it looks as if half his body is missing.

No. Its his right side.

You haven't been on in a while, have you?

I remember SuburbanTurban. He was a bigger fag than iMagnet.

Didn't we find them out to be the same person?

Remember the Developer? What a joyous shitstorm that era was.

*The Designer

Oh wow, I fucing thought "Developer" sounded retarded.

I'm mad at myself, I think I've been calling him the Developer for a while now.

Shiiit.. Those were back in my days, man..

All this shit wasn't even that long ago...

That may be the case, but Funnyjunk has, in at least the past year, gained far more traffic and uses. So, good chance not many will know what the fuck we are talking about.

>Bigger fag than iMagnet
>Implying it's possible to exceed 100% faggatory

Suburbanturban believed he was some king of this site when no one on the site liked him.

I know, I remember him pretty well. I think he claimed he has a website full of his supporters or something along those lines.

I disliked iMagnet more though. I just thought it was so stupid when he made a video tutorial of how to draw like him.
I mean, I could understand it if he was good at drawing, but his art was so damn simple.
Plus he got really popular off painfully old boob jokes in comic form.

Oh, he rambled on about how he was the biggest troll of funnyjunk..... "coffeebangin" or something?

i died

Oh no!!!
It has awaken!

i'm rotting in peace go away please

It's Phanact now.

i am cry

The darkest nights!

Lel phanact

this is the only time this image will be relevant anymore.

>Sunset

Shit
Have you been gone for like... a year?

That's the most beautiful quote I ever seen in FJ, sir

Thanks, I got it off some Chinese proverb. Most of their quotes suck though.

Him and his chicken drumstick

This guys voice is awesome

this guy right here can ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE without like, some kinda specially designed phone. He just flicks up a normal phone and starts talking.
This guy gets shit done.

Oh God I love that man.

Tell him to stop being so mean to Spider Man

...it's possible

pics or it didn't happen

that's the thing, i don't have any pictures of me with him... i don't see him often but he's good friends with my dad who was in college with him.

Picture of your dad with him and then one of you with your dad.

i have no pictures on my computer, the only thing i can say is my dad played a lecturer in the film mr nice, rhys had got him the part

Then how do you expect us to believe you?

Pic semi-releated

how....convenient

I'm trying, but we this is the internet...

it's the internet, you can't believe anything, I understand your frustration

It's the internet I can believe everything anything is possible.

I have nothing to lose by believing this

<- how you look when you say these things and add the '' but I got no pics and proof so just believe me guys''

I want to believe.

I have a feeling I've probably met you. My friend used to date Rhys for a long ass time and she's still friends with him. I've met him, he's pretty cool.

You can see that it isn't.

Well, then, I suppose Doc Connors just has enough pride in his appearance to wake up earlier than most and put a god-damned tie on.

That still take to hand because you have to hold the knot and pull down the thin end

Not if you pinch the knot with your chin and pull with your hand.

ah yes, you're a smarter man than I

I thought he didn't have an arm from birth

Ask someone else to tie it, or several, and just keep them.

Honestly, I don't know, but it also doesn't matter.

If he had both his arms at one point, he would still have tied it and been taking it off over his head to save time, then had it still tied after losing it the arm.

If he didn't have the arm his whole life you know he'd only go through the hassle of having to tie that shit once then he'd be done with it.

He's wearing black pants.

But then the 'pants' turn gray and if you look behind him its the same as the background.

You're right that would have been way better

*badum tss*