Flawless.. Sub for moar.. You get a treadmil put your penis in the emergency stop slot it blows you the faster you run but you have to run to keep your dick in the slot!
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Flawless.

Sub for moar

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Submitted: 11/27/2012
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#10 - grandmaster (11/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You get a treadmil

put your penis in the emergency stop slot

it blows you the faster you run

but you have to run to keep your dick in the slot!
#5 - profflippystix (11/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)
and yet everyone hates on sheriff joe for making his prisoners do this with the TV's
#45 - cappter ONLINE (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This would make watching porn pretty interesting...
#69 - cometfire (11/27/2012) [+] (26 replies)
But..I'm in a wheelchair.
But..I'm in a wheelchair.
User avatar #212 - FrozenEmber (11/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Imagine trying to fap and watch porn at the same time with that...
#132 - mcfc (11/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Wanking to porn would never be the same....
Wanking to porn would never be the same....
#34 - sotalokki (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #347 - iliekcereal (11/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
It'd be worthless, I can't masturbate while running.
#4 - waffies ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
bitch please i use my treadmill to walk places!
bitch please i use my treadmill to walk places!
#131 - thebritishguy (11/27/2012) [-]
and then the awkward guys who spend all their time on the internet will be really fit and the tables will turn!
#58 - iamnewhere (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#23 - NirtyDigger (11/27/2012) [+] (13 replies)
And then I would hook up my old motorcycle and get unlimited download speeds. Yes please 10000 gbps down and up speed.

Seriously though, this is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever seen.
#24 to #23 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
"You can't trick it."

I KNOW ILL HOOK UP MY MOTORCYCLE AND TRICK IT

I'M SO FUCKING SMART

Fucking, lose weight and work out while on a computer, why is this a dumb thing; explain to me NirtyDigger; in your fucking mind, why this is a dumb idea. Motivation fucking works. Fuckin' like this

"Oh man this project needs to be done within the week, whatever man, it doesnt matter that much." Untill someone walks up and is like "If you fucking dont finish this within the hour I will kill your fucking dog." THEN SUDDENLY YOU START FUCKING WORKING ON THE PROJECT
User avatar #275 - jakerszzzz ONLINE (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why
Does this guy
Talk in
short bursts
like this
i dont think
he is writing
a poem
or something
#294 to #275 - skiddmarxx (11/27/2012) [-]
He just...
Has a hard...
Time talking.
#107 - multednipple (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Download failed
Download failed
#77 - BerwindTwentyFour (11/27/2012) [-]
Me when I start fapping on the treadmill.
Me when I start fapping on the treadmill.
User avatar #328 - funnyjunktitan (11/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
get a treadmill
connect it to game console
play fallout
however fast you ran that's how fast your player would run
#257 - fukyeahraptorr (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #85 - nextweekisthefries (11/27/2012) [+] (14 replies)
orrr you can kill yourself-- you'll never be concerned with your weight again
#376 - moustachefingers (11/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
But... how does one fap whilst using this contraption?
But... how does one fap whilst using this contraption?
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