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#11 - N. Korean citizen (11/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)

The worlds longest penis is 13inchs and belongs to a white 5'10 unemployed computer geek in NY. Reality, always stringer than fiction. Dont believe me, google it.

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#12 to #11 - novabird (11/27/2012) [-]

but i don't want to google a 13 inch penis!

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#14 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (11/27/2012) [-]

Do it or you're a faggot

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#16 to #14 - novabird (11/27/2012) [-]

but googling a penis would make me a faggot, therefore i will not google it.

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#102 to #12 - darkjustifier (11/27/2012) [-]

Oh sweet celestia my sides.

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#44 to #12 - ultimatebuffalo (11/27/2012) [-]

the guy was on This Morning i think (uk magazine show )

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#31 to #11 - TheBigGummyBear (11/27/2012) [-]

NICE TRY. But I'm keep my internet history clean.

disregarding pornhub

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#48 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (11/27/2012) [-]

*longest one on record

There's tribes in Africa that ritualistically attach weights to their appendages.
I shit you not there's photographic evidence that they grow to such lengths that they have to be tied in a knot.

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#55 to #11 - rovor (11/27/2012) [-]

that's him

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#39 to #11 - lospussy (11/27/2012) [-]

Jonah Falcon the proud owner of a 13.5 inch penis age 41

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#50 to #45 - babybutcher (11/27/2012) [-]

Lol I just noticed thats the same guy who played Willy Wonka lol

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#46 to #45 - ekesss (11/27/2012) [-]

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#62 - semisane (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Who the fuck would want a 14 inch dick?

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#67 to #62 - fistpump (11/27/2012) [-]

My god. One erection would empty your circulatory system...
"Honey, I think I'm getting aroused."
"I'll call an ambulance."
:(

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#88 to #67 - blahdudeblah (11/27/2012) [-]

not to mention what chick would want 14 fucking inches in them.

Shit, imagine having a fucking 14 inch dick and trying to fit that shit in a virgin? Sweet Jesus, you'll kill her!

And if you ever get a boner, unless you are wearing snow pants (and maybe not even then) everyone in the world can see that you are walking around with a boner.

Imagine getting morning wood with a 14 inch cock while sleeping on your stomach....

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#66 to #62 - N. Korean citizen (11/27/2012) [-]

Jona Falcon

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#15 - alZii (11/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)

Badges? We don' need no steeeeenkin' badges.

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#23 to #15 - homoboe (11/27/2012) [-]

So not the right movie.

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#24 to #23 - alZii (11/27/2012) [-]

The content is Blazing Saddles.
That quote is from Blazing Saddles.
The movie I was referencing is Blazing Saddles
You don't know enough about Blazing Saddles.
Google Blazing Saddles.
Nigger.

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#25 to #24 - homoboe (11/27/2012) [-]

Alright listen here cock sniffer.

The line "We don't need no badges" is from a movie called Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Blazing Saddles merely parodied the line, and misquoted it.

There are about 17,000 quotable and original lines in Blazing Saddles, and you chose the one that Mel Brooks stole.

You only pawn in game of life, nigger.

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#28 to #25 - notstill (11/27/2012) [-]

HURR DURR NOT RIGHT MOVIE
IT WAS IN THE MOVIE BUT IT WAS IN ANOTHER MOVIE TOO SO UR WRONG

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#38 to #25 - kaboomz (11/27/2012) [-]

homoboe

nuff said

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#26 to #25 - misfitxcreepx (11/27/2012) [-]

So it was the right movie.

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#43 to #25 - jaerbuen (11/27/2012) [-]

BUT NOBODY CARES

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#29 to #25 - alZii (11/27/2012) [-]

Tthink about the context of the content. Not to mention it actually was in the film.
It was a great line, and an awesome reference in the film considering the film pre-dated it by like... 30 years.
Die. Seriously.

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#103 to #25 - beltwaytwo ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]

you seem to be getting a shitload of red thumbs...so im just gonna agree with the general consensus and say you suck.

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#101 to #25 - homoboe (11/27/2012) [-]

Holy shit that's a fair amount of red thumbs.

Sorry for offending everybody. Here's a random .gif for your troubles.

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#56 - shinnok (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#47 - superassassin ONLINE (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

The baby nigger who went to heaven and got his what?

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#49 to #47 - gimmeredthumbs (11/27/2012) [-]

i see what you did there

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#75 to #47 - captainming (11/27/2012) [-]

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#59 - bslsk (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Y'all are a bunch of Kansas city faggots!

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#63 to #59 - backupclover (11/27/2012) [-]

I fucking love Blazing Saddles...

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#36 - thegreatgp (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I LOVE MEL BROOKS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

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#41 to #36 - notatrollface (11/27/2012) [-]

spaceballs is my 2nd favorite movie of all time

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#4 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]

**yourmomtotherescue rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Dam thats cute... ** there are lots of things white and 14 inches long

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#60 - wtfdidyoueat (11/27/2012) [-]

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

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#79 - catzombie (11/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)

No man has a penis that's 14 inches long.

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#86 to #79 - IamEllis (11/27/2012) [-]

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#81 to #79 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]

Ron fucking Jeremy.

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#84 to #81 - catzombie (11/27/2012) [-]

World record is 11

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#91 to #84 - Darianvincent (11/27/2012) [-]

The shit i've seen on the internet begs to fucking differ. -Shiver-

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#92 to #91 - catzombie (11/27/2012) [-]

photoshop

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#93 to #92 - Darianvincent (11/27/2012) [-]

I believe the world record is completely different from that. They also cover circumference. It was somewhere around 13.5 and around half that in circumference. Which sounds like it'd be a hassle to...find a glove that would fit.

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#85 to #84 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]

I do not want to know how you know that.

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#87 to #85 - catzombie (11/27/2012) [-]

I was a Guinness World Record enthusiast when I was younger. I simply knew every world record when I was 13. Even that one.

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#64 - illusiveman (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

IS THE movie as fun as this post?

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#68 to #64 - synapse (11/27/2012) [-]

Yes the movie is fun.

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#65 to #64 - fivefs (11/27/2012) [-]

funnier

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#21 - vizz (11/27/2012) [-]

He rooode a blazing saddle, He wore a shining star!

i loved this movie so much.

RIP Cleavon Little

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#80 - ichinova (11/27/2012) [-]

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#83 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]

Mel Brooks is a legend.

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#7 - hanabro (11/27/2012) [-]

I love this movie so much. And Young Frankenstein. Actually, Mel Brooks is just a god.

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