Women logic

Denial and delayed gratification. She routinely says no, so you appreciate it more when she says yes. Thus you are kept under her thumb.


Pic not related.

You just invented a hypothetical women, and then got mad at her

Reminds me of a not so funny story. A while ago a friend and I were chilling and he said he had to go to the hospital to get some stuff. He asked me if I wanted to come too, since it'd only take a minute. It took an hour and a half and since I eventually ran out of sick jokes I decided to read a magazine while I wait. Alas, all they had were womens'. That thing was 49% "You're perfect the way you are", 49% "250 ways to lose weight in a week" and 2% "Top 20 ways to make your man happy.". If I recall correctly #5 was "shove your thumb up his ass" and #1 was discuss how his day went. Neither sex, nor sandwiches were included in the list, if you exclude the thumb part.

>MFW I realize that book was most likely written by a woman.

**jlamb rolled a random image posted in comment #1903224 at MLP Brony Board **
How a woman keeps me happy

the nose looks like a mouth

Their noses.

They creep me the fuck out.

>Women
>Logic

Pick one

He never asked me for a bj, I just gave him one, what if he wasn't happy

Hey baby, I heard you were looking for a stud.

Well, I've got an STD, so all I need is u....

what's the useless skin around the vagina?
-the woman.

I'm sorry I'll stop...

You are a true hero but I dont like you
Leave your actual girlfriend and be a hero
Princess Logic

While she sleeps,
"Don't worry, your stupidity will be over?"

**sunice rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Engineer ** she should of gave him this

fixed

what the hell's wrong with their noses?

What is the deal with the guy's nose?