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Alien Invasion
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#7
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phanact (11/27/2012) [+]
(12 replies)
Cat's secretly have this world completely enslaved.
They know how to telepathically communicate with one another, keeping us humans completely oblivious. The instant we turn around, boom, another one bites the dust to the powerful cat overlords.
Their rulers live deep in the catacombs of area F3-51. Very few know of this places actual location. Those who have were found dead lying in a gutter in the middle of Manhattan two weeks later.
These feline creatures have the ability to take control over humans themselves. Why do you think half of the presidents had cats?
Because they were consistently brainwashed by their cat overlords who have mastered the art of disguise and manipulation.
Why is our country in such an economic crisis you might ask? Well, the cats solely have the knowledge on their own economy. They know not of how to manage an economy for human consumption and living.
Pic related. Its photo graphical evidence that cats are much more intelligent than humans think
They know how to telepathically communicate with one another, keeping us humans completely oblivious. The instant we turn around, boom, another one bites the dust to the powerful cat overlords.
Their rulers live deep in the catacombs of area F3-51. Very few know of this places actual location. Those who have were found dead lying in a gutter in the middle of Manhattan two weeks later.
These feline creatures have the ability to take control over humans themselves. Why do you think half of the presidents had cats?
Because they were consistently brainwashed by their cat overlords who have mastered the art of disguise and manipulation.
Why is our country in such an economic crisis you might ask? Well, the cats solely have the knowledge on their own economy. They know not of how to manage an economy for human consumption and living.
Pic related. Its photo graphical evidence that cats are much more intelligent than humans think
#3
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IAmManbearpig ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-] >most intelligent organisms on the planet
>not mice
the fuck are you doing?
>not mice
the fuck are you doing?
#84
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caseris (11/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
well, let me tell you!
it al began in Rome, but that's not interesting, nobody cares about Romans.
ah yes, this i remember, Kitten war 1. as much as we cats don't give a crap about each other, sometimes we want a litter box the other also wants. somewhere between purrmany and France. It didn't go so well for us German cats, but we weren't beaten yet! Kitler, our savior, pulled Purrmany into wealth and wisdom. soon after, we invaded pawland and started cat war 2. those cats had no change, were weak, so we threw 'em in litterboxes. you know, gassed them to death. this all went well until that fucking pussy ass tailin, and them slavic cats, came with their huge army of felines. i swear to the great pillows i saw some tigers too!
later, with the united whiskers of America, we lost all fronts. but in the end we got what we all wanted, human slaves. it took us ages, but they finally feared us. they now work everyday for our food and shelter, and clean our bodies, use them as pillows, quite nice.
want to hear another story, alien?
it al began in Rome, but that's not interesting, nobody cares about Romans.
ah yes, this i remember, Kitten war 1. as much as we cats don't give a crap about each other, sometimes we want a litter box the other also wants. somewhere between purrmany and France. It didn't go so well for us German cats, but we weren't beaten yet! Kitler, our savior, pulled Purrmany into wealth and wisdom. soon after, we invaded pawland and started cat war 2. those cats had no change, were weak, so we threw 'em in litterboxes. you know, gassed them to death. this all went well until that fucking pussy ass tailin, and them slavic cats, came with their huge army of felines. i swear to the great pillows i saw some tigers too!
later, with the united whiskers of America, we lost all fronts. but in the end we got what we all wanted, human slaves. it took us ages, but they finally feared us. they now work everyday for our food and shelter, and clean our bodies, use them as pillows, quite nice.
want to hear another story, alien?
