Who's unlucky. Not OC so just sit back and enjoy it for what it is (or not). HAVE YOU ABOUT POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTE
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Who's unlucky

Not OC so just sit back and enjoy it for what it is (or not)

HAVE YOU
ABOUT POSSIBILITY OF YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER...
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCE
AROUND 2 aoo aoo FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 aoo aoo aoo
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S I. IIA' E' I'
EVE RY SINGLE SN
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 aoo aoo aoo
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
aoo aoo aoo aoo aoo aoo
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER In GENERATIONS IONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000
000000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18000000000000
XXH) 00000000000000000000
aoo KKK (AND 500 aoo MORE ZERONI
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON FATHERHOOD' S
FACTOR.. CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTH ERHARD. DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD. ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING. HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING. THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ULOST USE. BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW..,
IT WOULD Bf ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
...
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Submitted: 11/26/2012
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#4 - anoyingmos (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - xbenas (11/26/2012) [-]
That's pretty 						*******					 amazing.
That's pretty ******* amazing.
#9 - karvarausku (11/27/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #1911345 at MLP Brony Board ** I have 5 brothers... my mother had one miscarriage before me... If that bastard would have born I wouldn't be on the internet right now. TAKE THAT THE WORLD IS MINE! BVUAHAHAHAHAAHAS! *cough* Krhm. BUAHAHAHAAAA!!!
User avatar #3 - semaxtrue (11/26/2012) [-]
I've been searching for ages for this post, thank you OP.
#2 - humaneety (11/26/2012) [-]
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#11 - Womens Study Major (12/02/2012) [-]
well, the result had to be something...
#10 - Bohya (11/27/2012) [-]
**Bohya rolled a random image posted in comment #230 at Cloud formation **

Oh, now you're just getting into philosophy...

As a biologist, I can say that it isn't really that big of a deal. Why are some people so easily impressed by this?
#8 - tampa (11/27/2012) [-]
**tampa rolled a random image posted in comment #415 at Heterochromia ** Considering all of the above, Zooey Descahnel still looks exactly like Katy Perry
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