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    User avatar#41 - konradkurze
    Reply-34
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    raised money to help apes
    how can a man so awesome do something so ******* retarded

    why bear why
    User avatar#128 to #41 - takesomemorewater
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    Go **** yourself
    User avatar#171 to #128 - konradkurze
    Reply-1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    have a cry cockwhore
    User avatar#109 to #41 - muchasmarcos
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    if we do not spend humanitarian aid to educate them then they will only die even more.
    User avatar#112 to #109 - konradkurze
    Reply-1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    we've been sending them aid for 30 years
    its like keeping a terminal cancer patient on life support.....its prolonging the suffering on a lost cause
    User avatar#114 to #112 - muchasmarcos
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    cause noone controls where the money goes.
    but you should understand that most of these
    poeple don't even have runing water or a steady food supply.
    the reason of their society being undeveloped is foreing influence during the 60-s.
    the US. and the Soviets had their fingers in many civil conflicts in african countries wich
    left the countrys drained of any money they had. the civil structures were mostly
    destroyed and any production was halted. that's whyone souldn't judge them.
    what is to be done is giving them means of storraging food and producing it them selves
    and only after that can they be reeducated to learn what puting a ''plug in it'' means.
    User avatar#116 to #114 - konradkurze
    Reply-1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    the west has been trying to help them since 1991 when the apartheid ended, and nothing works
    the greedy ********** in their 'government' wont let foreign aid money actually go towards improving the country and all western countries are too politically correct to march in there and force black people to sort their **** out
    noone wants to hurt black people's feelings, one big pity party for the ex-slaves
    User avatar#117 to #116 - muchasmarcos
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    ok kiddo learn this fact. africa isn't one country.
    second you know how expensive only the war in iraq was?
    it would swallow half of every western nations budget to do such a thing.
    best thing we can do is to help at least a minority to educate them selves
    and teach them skills they need. those poeple will be the foundaton for a
    modern society. everything else is out of our hands.
    User avatar#118 to #117 - konradkurze
    Reply-1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    africa isnt one country i know that but there isnt much difference between each black nation, all uneducated savages
    i agree, train some of their people up, that could have been done years ago if england hadnt refused it from happening

    maybe evn do like usa did to india...instead of 3rd world black peasants, its now usa's tech support outsource
    maybe if usa invests in african nations, it might make them useful in a foreign labor way
    User avatar#119 to #118 - muchasmarcos
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    give it up no point in trying to transmit you a humanist message.
    User avatar#121 to #119 - konradkurze
    Reply-1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    ummm exactly what is wrong with what i said
    i agreed they needed education and could be used for productive pusposes

    what do you have against making african countries productive in a non-slavery way
    User avatar#100 to #41 - pineapplechunkss
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    so assholes like you can get butthart
    #102 to #100 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#104 to #102 - pineapplechunkss
    Reply-1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    you can do what you want with my sis, I hope she dies
    User avatar#106 to #104 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    well if she sleeps with enough ******* the AIDS will kill her for you
    User avatar#107 to #106 - pineapplechunkss
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    sweet
    User avatar#110 to #107 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    now THERE is a loving family
    User avatar#58 to #41 - owmyanus
    Reply-9
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    ********
    #57 to #41 - arijan
    Reply+7
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#56 to #41 - ivoryhammer
    Reply+4
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    Remind me what century we are living in, I seem to have wondered into the 1800's
    User avatar#62 to #56 - konradkurze
    Reply-4
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    well one can argue....if we're supposed to be so modern why are sustaining a primitive country?

    when it was under white rule it had a future of development and progress,...as soon as apes were given freedom, it went to **** and stays that way to this day
    User avatar#70 to #62 - ROADHOUSE
    Reply+2
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    The reason it went to **** is maybe because we treated them as animals instead of educating them and treating them as equals. I was born in South Africa, I am white... I know all about racism and interracial hate... Yet it still baffles me that morons like you don't understand that the way forward is to connect with one and other and help each other, only then will we grow as humans.
    User avatar#72 to #70 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    i work with alot of south africans, and they all say that yeah they had them as slaves but other countries had slaves too
    when england made epic demands from south africa, SA told them to get lost....so england demanded SA to hand over power to the black majority....SA didnt like it but agreed to IF they were allowed to train the blacks how to run everything
    England said hell no, and marched in, caused a black uprising and took SA by force

    south africa is **** because england didnt want the blacks to know how to look after it
    User avatar#77 to #72 - ROADHOUSE
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    Yeah and look where that got them. The country is in shambles because white people considered themselves superior to black people. So when black people revolted and in higher numbers, there was a lot of hate there. And really can you blame them?

    I'm assuming you're white. How would you feel if another race invaded your home land and enslaved your people? I'm sure you would be enraged to say the least.

    Yes africa had very little culture before white colonization but we tried to force our beliefs and customs on to them and worst of all we enslaved them, instead of teaching them what we have achieved as a race and that was our greatest downfall.
    User avatar#80 to #77 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    ahem
    im from Germany and theres plenty of ******* turks here that came on work visas and wont **** off back home when they expire
    they are invaders

    al in all, the best thing to have done is keep out of africa....let them stay primitive and eventually fade away into extinction while the human race marches onwards
    User avatar#84 to #80 - ROADHOUSE
    Reply+1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    That's your government's fault for letting them into the country in the first place, I'm sure a bunch of Turks didn't march into Germany and occupy it forcefully... The same thing can't be said about Germany though.
    User avatar#108 to #84 - muchasmarcos
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    well the german goverment was forced into it by the brits and americans.
    they had enough laborers to have a steady developement but were forced to take on
    foreingers instead.
    can't blame the germans for hating poeple that won't integrate properly into society.
    i'm half-german. most imigrants into germany are russians, croats, bosniaks, serbs, italian and turks. of all those only the turks do not even try to integrate or to learn the launguage.
    User avatar#86 to #84 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    well as a technically East German, i can safely say it was a huge mistake for germany to allow a jewish immigrant to take over and lead Germany, my part was thankfully saved by uncle joe....just wish he took the other half of germany
    User avatar#63 to #62 - ivoryhammer
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    Ones strong and have wealth should help the less fortunate.
    User avatar#65 to #63 - konradkurze
    Reply-4
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    right
    as if all the money the world has given africa has ever helped their people
    one would think 30 years of financial aid might fix things

    europe recoverd from WW2 quicker than that, and that was war damage.....africa keeps itself a ******** no matter what help is provided
    #55 to #41 - amandatoddd**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#64 to #55 - konradkurze
    Reply-4
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    right, because according to crybaby liberals, anyone who has pride in their people is immature right?
    #66 to #64 - amandatoddd**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#67 to #66 - konradkurze
    Reply-4
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    no i didnt call black people apes
    i called ******* apes

    hasnt that debate of black men vs ******* been around long enough?
    #68 to #67 - amandatoddd**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#74 to #68 - konradkurze
    Reply-2
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    please lay off the drugs,....if youre seeing fairies...its not a good sign

    plus hell, if my dick got shorter every time i said a racist comment id be a girl by now

    then what....what happens to girls who say racist things?
    #76 to #74 - amandatoddd**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#81 to #76 - konradkurze
    Reply-2
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    so a very racist girl has her ribcage invert and crush lungs?
    #82 to #81 - amandatoddd**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#85 to #82 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    penis in lungs
    breathing cum
    holy **** ill become lindsay lohan,
    penis in lungs explains why she coughs up cum
    User avatar#59 to #55 - TheSock
    Reply+2
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    "racist"
    12 year olds aren't old enough to be racist
    #45 to #41 - ilovehitler
    Reply+7
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    As far as I know,
    Apes haven't commited genocide
    Apes aren't racist bastards
    Apes don't destroy the world they live in

    Humanity has
    commited genocide
    done our damndest to destroy our own planet
    caused the extinction of other animals

    Now which sounds worse?
    #120 to #45 - anon id: 3aa807fe
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    >Has a username like "ilovehitler".
    >Says genocide is wrong.
    >Ponifag.
    #170 to #120 - ilovehitler
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    I love when people think they're original or clever when they point out that my name clashes with something I say. You don't seem to realize how many dozens of people have done the same thing.

    User avatar#178 to #170 - Conquistador
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    I love it when people often do things to contradict what they say. It makes them look more idiotic. I also love confrontation.
    User avatar#48 to #45 - konradkurze
    Reply-15
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    okay if youre gonna be a speech nazi

    raised money to help *******
    how can a man so awesome do something so ******* retarded
    why bear why

    on your topic
    communist and nationalist countries have been careful with resources, its been democratic and republican countries that have been raping the world for a dollar, and said democracy/republican powers have done their damndest to remove other politics so thers nothing to stop said raping

    all in all, this planet is ******, lets send our best and brightest to another planet to begin again and leave everyone else here to die
    User avatar#71 to #48 - ROADHOUSE
    Reply+2
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    I can assure you, if we did send out best and brightest to another planet you wouldn't be invited.
    User avatar#75 to #71 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    well since i work law enrocement, im sure id be one of the uniforms picketed outside the spaceships to stop stupid people getting on
    id gladly accept dying for duty if my death allows a 2nd chance for humanity
    #89 to #75 - secretlyanantelope
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    I doubt you work in law enforcement, since you can't even spell it.
    I doubt you work in law enforcement, since you can't even spell it.
    User avatar#90 to #89 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    im tired from a 15 hours shift
    protecting **** from your precious ******* (and wiggers) is long work
    User avatar#78 to #75 - ROADHOUSE
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    A second chance for humanity starts with you changing your backwards way of thinking and opening your mind a little
    User avatar#83 to #78 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    backwards?
    so what youre saying is stop questioning the misconceptions of life and just conform to the mainstream path of ignorance, because thats more polite and publicly acceptable

    im sorry, i refuse to choose bliddful ignorance as people like yourself have
    User avatar#88 to #83 - ROADHOUSE
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    The thing is you are not questioning anything, you are living by ancient stereotypes and refusing to evolve as a human being. You should question yourself as to why you are such a hate filled person. You'll never truly find enjoyment in life and I pity you...
    User avatar#91 to #88 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    no, i studied human evolution and i found that blacks arent true human, they are from a lesser evolved sub species that is a couple steps behind true mankind,...just because scientists technically count the last 6-8 steps of evolution as 'human', black people got included as 'human' by default despite the evolutionary gap

    and for the record, i recognise white people are a mutation, the true humans began in the middle east, thus arabs....and later branched out to become asians and siberians (then from siberia came native canadians americans and south americans)....then whites popped up
    then again, seeing some truly stupid **** white people do, i wish i was asian
    #50 to #48 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    Didn't fully look at what the content said, so the ape part can be ignored.

    He raised money for Africa, which has had more trouble than the rest of the world lately. I thought that was just called kindness, not stupidity.

    There are so many democratic and republican, or their equivelant, nations that they outweigh any good ones.

    And this world could be saved most likely. All that would need to happen is a worldwide police state ruled by robots.

    The first robot would be created and programmed by someone who has been born in a room, unexposed to hatred or any of the like.


    But I'm far too tired to discuss any of this with any accuracy or skill. Or even coherency.
    #60 to #50 - konradkurze
    Reply+3
    (11/27/2012)[-]
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    no hatred eh?

    with an enemy you know where they stand, but with neutrals,...theyre just so,.....neutral
    #51 to #50 - anon id: e8840f5d
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    A man with the name ilovehitler talking about world peace is extremely ironic lol.
    #54 to #51 - ilovehitler
    Reply+1
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    I do love good irony.

    Just as a confirmation though, this name was chosen for me as an anon via a rolling contest. It seemed like a good way to join the community.
    User avatar#73 to #54 - hitlersbabe
    Reply0
    (11/27/2012)[-]
    :D
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