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#86 - thisotherdude
Reply +30
(11/27/2012) [-]
Go to the bathroom, lock the door, dry dog it, flush the evidence. That's how I fap and never once have I been caught or even been suspected of anything.
#115 to #86 - scarytown
Reply +3
(11/27/2012) [-]
If you're parents didn't think/know you masturbated, then they'd think there was a serious mental/physical health problem with you. You're clean about it and your chicken-choking doesn't inconvenience or disturb their daily lives, so they don't bitch at you about it.