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User avatar #155 - ivoryhammer (11/27/2012) [-]
Just use kleenex? It feels fine and makes less of a mess, or use a condom
#156 to #155 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
I was told putting on a condom and then jerking it is gonna leave a bunch of burn marks on your dick...
#175 to #156 - askafj (11/27/2012) [-]
Who told you that?
Who told you that?
#176 to #175 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
my dad....
#177 to #176 - askafj (11/27/2012) [-]
Why would he say such a thing.   
Oh well, just buy a pack of condoms that are lubricated.   
Then it should be no problems.
Why would he say such a thing.
Oh well, just buy a pack of condoms that are lubricated.
Then it should be no problems.
#178 to #177 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
yeah, ludislavonac told me there'd be profit out of it if I'd sell my sperm....
#158 to #156 - ludislavonac (11/27/2012) [-]
oh god
oh god
#162 to #158 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
seriously, I have absolutely no idea why...
now that I think of it....them things are supposed to be lubricated.... so it won't burn...
User avatar #163 to #162 - ludislavonac (11/27/2012) [-]
Well there are unlubricated condomes, but it beats the hell out of me why anyone would buy those, just get yourself a pack of durex and start fapping
#164 to #163 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
like right now?
I'm at school until 4 or something....
User avatar #165 to #164 - ludislavonac (11/27/2012) [-]
Wait untill break
Get a pack
Fap
????
Profit
#166 to #165 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
how is this exactly profit?
#168 to #166 - ludislavonac (11/27/2012) [-]
Sell your sperm?
#169 to #168 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
and have little versions of me walking this earth before actually getting married or having a girlfriend? (yeah, I'm old fashioned)   
sounds like a plan.   
but it's only profit if my sperm is worth more than the condoms....
and have little versions of me walking this earth before actually getting married or having a girlfriend? (yeah, I'm old fashioned)
sounds like a plan.
but it's only profit if my sperm is worth more than the condoms....
#180 to #169 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]


(who the hell does even talk with his parents about Masturbation?)
#184 to #180 - trevanman (11/27/2012) [-]
there is this time when you just need to talk about it....
and I asked my dad if it wouldn't be better to fap with a condom on, so I wouldn't use that many kleenex tissues....
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