7 simple steps to getting laid. and don't forget to hide the body. step one : be a person steep two : realize you' re lonely as step four : fooking spray it on
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7 simple steps to getting laid

and don't forget to hide the body

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step one : be a person
steep two : realize you' re
lonely as ****
step four : fooking spray it on
steep I cm step six : engage in
bump flirtatious
you have a crush cm hey wanna smell my
tii _laff g
eure derpl
oh, hey derpl
THIS TS NOT A STEP JUST A Step seven : unzip E enjoy
SUGGESTION} stand as seductive nare being Honesly
and mysterious vain 'ii.',
hey derp
this. kinda
emeleh like
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Submitted: 11/26/2012
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#7 - vilmowd (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
<----- MFW first step
#15 - points (11/27/2012) [-]
Step four: spray chloroform on your own face.
User avatar #1 - humaneety (11/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Or you can stab her and **** her while it's still hot.
Less preparation and more cost effective.
#5 - gimlimax (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Today op was a ****** , 1 if you spray chloroform on yourself you will either feint or die which brings me to my next point the line between feinting and dying from chloroform is very very thin, a little too much and you may die a bit too little and you just stink...
#4 - yunnie (11/26/2012) [-]
i like where this is going
User avatar #17 - ryukyukids (11/27/2012) [-]
How does the girl know what chloroform smells?
#14 - playcolt (11/27/2012) [-]
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I wrote an article for this online magazine for men a few weeks ago, some of you might want to look it over.
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