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#146 - jiltist (11/27/2012) [-]
His mom likely meant expensive chocolates.

When you buy chocolate at a decent chocolate purchasing location, you view an assload of chocolate through various mediums, like glass and menus and stuff. Then you pick some of those chocolates, and the guy puts them in a real fancy box that doesn't have a menu on the bottom. Then he gives you a menu, charges you $80 or more, and you promptly gtfo. Oh, they might try to pedal flowers on you, depending on the time of year.

Then, when you get home, you give them to your bitch, and she says "Thanks."

**** that. Buy her bath salts and a bottle of your favorite wine.
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