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#1 - genericnewfag (11/26/2012) [-]
And I'm just sat here masturbating.
And I'm just sat here masturbating.
#3 to #1 - kongalkohol (11/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #3 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
I... Don't see the problem with his grammar.

Could someone point it out?
User avatar #92 to #75 - yunogasaii ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
It's not supposed to be "I'm just sat here", it's supposed to be "I'm just sitting here." Does "I am just sat here" really sound good to you?
User avatar #181 to #92 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
It's a general statement, the infinitive is proof that not all clauses must have a definite allegiance to a temporal tense.
The sentence is perfectly legible and breaks no major laws of grammar, if you want to be so picky I could take any number of similar mistakes you will make every day without even realising are technically incorrect.
User avatar #186 to #181 - yunogasaii ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
I could do the same to you, because you probably have millions of unnoticed grammar mistakes, too. I am NOT a grammar nazi, most likely because I find them to be annoying. I only tried to tell you why it was wrong because there seems to be a fight over it. I don't really care about grammar, as much as I care about ending stupid arguments
User avatar #78 to #75 - xwilly (11/27/2012) [-]
>And I'm just sat here masturbating.

English. Let's use it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
And - Capital letter, leading on from a segregated point a conjunctive is a perfectly acceptable way to start a sentence, that rule is only taught to us as children to simplify matters and to get children to use less of them.

I'm - The I is capitalised and the apostrophe is used correctly.

just sat here - Perfectly fine.

masturbating. - Correct tense, spelling, there is a full stop.

I honestly see nothing wrong...
User avatar #84 to #80 - zombifier (11/27/2012) [-]
"I'm" makes no sense here
User avatar #88 to #87 - zombifier (11/27/2012) [-]
"And I'M just sat here masturbating"
this is not right
'and I just sat here masturbating' OR 'and I'm just sitting here masturbating' is the correct wording
User avatar #93 to #88 - genericnewfag (11/27/2012) [-]
And I am just sat/sitting here masturbating. Don't be pedantic.
User avatar #94 to #93 - zombifier (11/27/2012) [-]
What part of "And I am just sat here masturbating" makes sense to you?
#96 to #94 - genericnewfag (11/27/2012) [-]
Which part of that sentence is too difficult for you to understand? Incorrect or not, it's still legible.
User avatar #97 to #96 - zombifier (11/27/2012) [-]
Heil Grammar
User avatar #153 to #99 - wallbuilder (11/27/2012) [-]
Grammar - the most sacred thing on the internet.
User avatar #116 to #99 - fishdemolisher (11/27/2012) [-]
I have come to the conclusion that most of the people in this thread haven't met any British people.
User avatar #83 to #80 - xwilly (11/27/2012) [-]
Let me help you out fellow.
>And I'm just sat here masturbating.
Should read:
And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

I am just sat here isn't grammatically correct.
User avatar #180 to #83 - wiredguy (11/27/2012) [-]
It's a general statement, the infinitive is proof that not all clauses must have a definite allegiance to a temporal tense.
The sentence is perfectly legible and breaks no major laws of grammar, if you want to be so picky I could take any number of similar mistakes you will make every day without even realising are technically incorrect.
User avatar #120 to #83 - hammerfell (11/27/2012) [-]
Sarcasm
#2 to #1 - xdjerredlongxd (11/26/2012) [-]
i do nothin productive all the days.
i do nothin productive all the days.
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