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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - genericnewfag
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And I'm just sat here masturbating.
And I'm just sat here masturbating.
#2 to #1 - xdjerredlongxd
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i do nothin productive all the days.
i do nothin productive all the days.
#3 to #1 - kongalkohol
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User avatar #75 to #3 - wiredguy
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I... Don't see the problem with his grammar.

Could someone point it out?
User avatar #78 to #75 - xwilly
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>And I'm just sat here masturbating.

English. Let's use it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - wiredguy
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And - Capital letter, leading on from a segregated point a conjunctive is a perfectly acceptable way to start a sentence, that rule is only taught to us as children to simplify matters and to get children to use less of them.

I'm - The I is capitalised and the apostrophe is used correctly.

just sat here - Perfectly fine.

masturbating. - Correct tense, spelling, there is a full stop.

I honestly see nothing wrong...
User avatar #83 to #80 - xwilly
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Let me help you out fellow.
>And I'm just sat here masturbating.
Should read:
And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

I am just sat here isn't grammatically correct.
User avatar #180 to #83 - wiredguy
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It's a general statement, the infinitive is proof that not all clauses must have a definite allegiance to a temporal tense.
The sentence is perfectly legible and breaks no major laws of grammar, if you want to be so picky I could take any number of similar mistakes you will make every day without even realising are technically incorrect.
User avatar #120 to #83 - hammerfell
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Sarcasm
User avatar #84 to #80 - zombifier
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"I'm" makes no sense here
#87 to #84 - genericnewfag
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User avatar #88 to #87 - zombifier
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"And I'M just sat here masturbating"
this is not right
'and I just sat here masturbating' OR 'and I'm just sitting here masturbating' is the correct wording
User avatar #93 to #88 - genericnewfag
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And I am just sat/sitting here masturbating. Don't be pedantic.
User avatar #94 to #93 - zombifier
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What part of "And I am just sat here masturbating" makes sense to you?
#96 to #94 - genericnewfag
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Which part of that sentence is too difficult for you to understand? Incorrect or not, it's still legible.
User avatar #97 to #96 - zombifier
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Heil Grammar
#99 to #97 - genericnewfag
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User avatar #116 to #99 - fishdemolisher
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I have come to the conclusion that most of the people in this thread haven't met any British people.
User avatar #153 to #99 - wallbuilder
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Grammar - the most sacred thing on the internet.
#82 to #80 - genericnewfag
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User avatar #92 to #75 - yunogasaii
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It's not supposed to be "I'm just sat here", it's supposed to be "I'm just sitting here." Does "I am just sat here" really sound good to you?
User avatar #181 to #92 - wiredguy
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It's a general statement, the infinitive is proof that not all clauses must have a definite allegiance to a temporal tense.
The sentence is perfectly legible and breaks no major laws of grammar, if you want to be so picky I could take any number of similar mistakes you will make every day without even realising are technically incorrect.
User avatar #186 to #181 - yunogasaii
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I could do the same to you, because you probably have millions of unnoticed grammar mistakes, too. I am NOT a grammar nazi, most likely because I find them to be annoying. I only tried to tell you why it was wrong because there seems to be a fight over it. I don't really care about grammar, as much as I care about ending stupid arguments
#58 - cactusupthebutt
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You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.   
   
Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
#85 to #58 - theblackcrow
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User avatar #113 to #58 - odapac
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The great thing about this quote is how timeless it is. It applies now and will continue to be relevant in any time period because of how it's written.
User avatar #138 to #113 - adrianking
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Unless... You know, humanity ever gets its **** together.

(It won't.)
#76 - hammerfell
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You know, he wrote a damn good book, too.
#114 to #76 - anon id: 70a96b43
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The bastard ruined that mustache for the rest of us...
#63 - thecole
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Robert Downey Jr. plays Charlie Chaplin in the biographical movie. I haven't watched it yet but it's on Netflix.
User avatar #90 to #63 - mmoranoderp
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it's good
User avatar #70 to #63 - darkjustifier
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Yes, just yes.
User avatar #64 to #63 - shashashanasha
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its really good, i was happily impressed and highly recommend it
#67 - immortalfear
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There should be a channel for him...
There should be a channel for him...
#86 to #67 - anon id: ba7250a5
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sawg
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User avatar #73 to #67 - tredbear
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The Great Dictator, and I heard that Hitler himself watched it twice!
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User avatar #125 to #107 - metalbass
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no he had it that way because in WWI he had a handle bar moustache, and it couldn't fit into the gas masks, so he shaved the ends.
User avatar #108 to #107 - tredbear
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meh, i don't really think so
User avatar #11 - chaoscustoms
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I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.

We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.

User avatar #12 to #11 - chaoscustoms
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Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say "Do not despair".

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish. . .

Soldiers: don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.

Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate, only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers: don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty.

In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written:
- "The kingdom of God is within man"
Not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men; in you, the people.
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You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
User avatar #14 to #13 - chaoscustoms
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Just in case anyone wanted to read it.
#19 to #14 - perronfan
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i love you
i love you
User avatar #21 to #19 - chaoscustoms
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insert "and I love you random citizen gif"
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User avatar #189 to #65 - chaoscustoms
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yes thank you.
#57 to #13 - anon id: 00f59838
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tldr http://www. youtube. com/watch?v =WibmcsEGLKo
#134 - certifiedidiot
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I'll be honest with you, I like living, I love this magnificent piece of rock floating about in space, I love the differences in nature, I love how all humans are different..

I don't see myself to ever grow tired of exloring this world, this life..

To think at some point, we as a species, we'll travel across the stars, to explore the universe.. We'll achieve so much..

My own role in the grand scheme I am skeptical for, but I see exsistence of everything itself, to be like a book, a book that contains everything ever, every drama, every love story, every horror story, all of it..

And it's the best damn thing ever, we have only recently begun to read some of the first few pages, and in the very moment we live, we're writing a new page..

And you know what really sucks?

We'll die before ever reading the book, the best damn book ever, and we're cheated of the ending, never to know what'll happen next..

I like living, but without any personal belief in an afterlife, makes me fear death, I'd never want to leave this beautiful place.

Life and exsistence iitself, is one of the greatest things you'll ever get to do..
#140 to #134 - anon id: d07e1a18
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Ilove this comment. I'm tired of seeing people who loathe life. Personally I believe appreciaion may be the key to happiness.
User avatar #143 to #140 - certifiedidiot
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If there is one thing I innerly hope for, by all my heart if anything supernatural exsists, it would be for me to just live on in spirit, to forever watch as a spectator to the unraveling of the great cosmos, and rise of mankind..

I do not ask for a big role in the grand scheme of things, what I ask for, is to know, to spend eternity gathering knowledge, to see it all..
#142 to #134 - swagbot
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If we work hard enough, we won't have to miss it.

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This **** could be real within our lifetimes if our governments/stupid hordes stop setting us back.
#144 to #134 - kanatana
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This is beautiful. Kinda... Makes you want to break out into song.
#163 to #144 - derak
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I love the mountains... I love the clear blue skies...
#171 to #163 - lolocaustic
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I love big bridges!
#183 to #171 - salsawin
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I love when great whites fly!
I love when great whites fly!
#184 to #183 - kanatana
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I love my school bus, and all the cereal!

BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
#185 to #184 - swagbot
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BOOM-DE-YAH-DAH







(#DiscoveryChannelVideo)
#41 - alawabidingcitizen
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I actually recited this as a public speaking grade last year in my English class; got an A.
MFW
#77 to #41 - omgroflzomg
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Holy ****... me too....
Holy ****... me too....
#26 - latinotornado
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I swear to god, i'm the only FJer who has watched the entire movie, and dosen't trip balls and cream my pants over that fucing speech. I remember when it went viral and EVERYBODY was freaking out over how amazing it was. It was a good speech, but it didn't deserve the hype it got. Then people started to feel intelligent because they listened to that speech and understand barley even half of what charlie was saying.   
Thumb me however you want, idgaf   
   
TL;DR the speech was okay
I swear to god, i'm the only FJer who has watched the entire movie, and dosen't trip balls and cream my pants over that fucing speech. I remember when it went viral and EVERYBODY was freaking out over how amazing it was. It was a good speech, but it didn't deserve the hype it got. Then people started to feel intelligent because they listened to that speech and understand barley even half of what charlie was saying.
Thumb me however you want, idgaf

TL;DR the speech was okay
#42 to #26 - anon id: 61fc113d
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a good speech changes the world, think about if there were people like you when slavery was abolished , or the japs attacked pearl harbor "well that speech was alright but i wouldn't say good enough to go to war over".....idiots
#56 to #26 - anon id: d46a8a60
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"understand barley"

i honestly lol'd.

you're an idiot. just stop.
User avatar #81 to #26 - ishitincups
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... barley...
You makin' beer?
Also, nice opinion.
#61 to #26 - shaddz
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the point is there, that people do care... these people may not understand half of the speech but at least they care about it and you do not have to be a hipster who sat through a charlie chaplin movie to take to heart a wonderful and well delivered message of peace and hope that dwells within us all so don't be such a douche, no one cares if you heard it first as you obviously do not even understand it yourself if you are bitching at people about something so trivial.
the point is there, that people do care... these people may not understand half of the speech but at least they care about it and you do not have to be a hipster who sat through a charlie chaplin movie to take to heart a wonderful and well delivered message of peace and hope that dwells within us all so don't be such a douche, no one cares if you heard it first as you obviously do not even understand it yourself if you are bitching at people about something so trivial.
User avatar #62 to #61 - latinotornado
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I never said I heard it first. I jsut said I watched the whole movie. go ahead and just call me a faggot like the rest because they're just made I have my own opinion and I don't jizz myself over the speech. but to call me a hipster? dosent even work -_- but whatever, freedom of speech and all that
#66 to #62 - shaddz
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firstly.... &gt;mad*&lt;   
secondly have you ever heard of the saying &quot;you can't argue with an unreasonable person&quot; Well, you are an unreasonable person... I am not calling you a faggot I am in fact saying that your opinion does not mean a thing. You are not smart, you just have an internet connection.
firstly.... >mad*<
secondly have you ever heard of the saying "you can't argue with an unreasonable person" Well, you are an unreasonable person... I am not calling you a faggot I am in fact saying that your opinion does not mean a thing. You are not smart, you just have an internet connection.
#68 to #66 - latinotornado
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K
User avatar #69 to #26 - brandofan
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You best prepare your anus for the stretching it will get from all the red thumbs being shoved in there
User avatar #37 to #26 - arsenymous
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1.That is your opinion
2.You're an ass
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#50 to #26 - Danzig
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"...it didn't deserve the hype it got"

posts Gangam Style gif
User avatar #18 - chapter
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Man I loved that speech.

Hitler is so inspiring.