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Good Guy Chaplin
Uploaded by: Silver Quantum
Talks for the first time
Gives the heii:"" ii' ifi, eech in
the history of mankind
Gives the heii:"" ii' ifi, eech in
the history of mankind
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#58
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cactusupthebutt (11/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power, let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.
Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
Soldiers! In the name of democracy: let us all unite!
#63
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thecole (11/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Robert Downey Jr. plays Charlie Chaplin in the biographical movie. I haven't watched it yet but it's on Netflix.
#54
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brutallyhonest (11/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Now I want to stay up and watch The Great Dictator. Should I, Funnyjunk?
#11
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chaoscustoms (11/26/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.
The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate;
has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in:
machinery that gives abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
We think too much and feel too little:
More than machinery we need humanity;
More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.
#134
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certifiedidiot ONLINE (11/27/2012) [+]
(16 replies)
I'll be honest with you, I like living, I love this magnificent piece of rock floating about in space, I love the differences in nature, I love how all humans are different..
I don't see myself to ever grow tired of exloring this world, this life..
To think at some point, we as a species, we'll travel across the stars, to explore the universe.. We'll achieve so much..
My own role in the grand scheme I am skeptical for, but I see exsistence of everything itself, to be like a book, a book that contains everything ever, every drama, every love story, every horror story, all of it..
And it's the best damn thing ever, we have only recently begun to read some of the first few pages, and in the very moment we live, we're writing a new page..
And you know what really sucks?
We'll die before ever reading the book, the best damn book ever, and we're cheated of the ending, never to know what'll happen next..
I like living, but without any personal belief in an afterlife, makes me fear death, I'd never want to leave this beautiful place.
Life and exsistence iitself, is one of the greatest things you'll ever get to do..
I don't see myself to ever grow tired of exloring this world, this life..
To think at some point, we as a species, we'll travel across the stars, to explore the universe.. We'll achieve so much..
My own role in the grand scheme I am skeptical for, but I see exsistence of everything itself, to be like a book, a book that contains everything ever, every drama, every love story, every horror story, all of it..
And it's the best damn thing ever, we have only recently begun to read some of the first few pages, and in the very moment we live, we're writing a new page..
And you know what really sucks?
We'll die before ever reading the book, the best damn book ever, and we're cheated of the ending, never to know what'll happen next..
I like living, but without any personal belief in an afterlife, makes me fear death, I'd never want to leave this beautiful place.
Life and exsistence iitself, is one of the greatest things you'll ever get to do..
#41
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alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (11/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I actually recited this as a public speaking grade last year in my English class; got an A.
MFW
MFW
#74
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N. Korean citizen (11/27/2012) [-]
gives most noble speech of his time
ends up being accused of "unAmerican activities" and threatened by fbi to have his us residency ended during the macarthy era
damn this world
ends up being accused of "unAmerican activities" and threatened by fbi to have his us residency ended during the macarthy era
damn this world
#29
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originalninja (11/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4 <--- here's the video. I suggest following the advice of the top comment
#148
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viatio (11/27/2012) [-] The Great Dictator spent a year in production, and was released in October 1940.[234] There was a vast amount of publicity around the film, with a critic for the New York Times calling it "the most eagerly awaited picture of the year", and it was one of the biggest money-makers of the era.[235] The response from critics was less enthusiastic. Although most agreed that it was a brave and worthy film, many considered the ending inappropriate.[236] Chaplin concluded the film with a six-minute[237] speech in which he looked straight at the camera and professed his personal beliefs.[238] The monologue drew significant debate for its overt preaching and continues to attract attention to this day.[239] Maland has identified it as triggering Chaplin's decline in popularity, and writes, "Henceforth, no movie fan would ever be able to separate the dimension of politics from the star image of Charles Spencer Chaplin."[240] The Great Dictator received five Academy Award nominations, including Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay and Best Actor.[24
Wow, people didn't like it.
Wow, people didn't like it.
#45
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buthow ONLINE (11/27/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo&feature=BFa&list=PLFA4CF3458975E406 I prefer this one.
