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#8 - thesepiggies (11/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
He steals ideas AND jokes.

This is an original joke by Emo Phillips
#12 - phanact (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids."

That's my only sex quote I need
#33 - biggiesmallss (11/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
two times zero is still zero.
#15 - ninjask (11/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
"If my fist won't fit, neither will my dick."
User avatar #3 - schnizel (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
PowerPoint!
#97 - wyrddarcnyzz (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#109 - satexas (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This was great
#70 - juicymilkbottles (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?   
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them.
#31 - crafty (11/27/2012) [-]
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Yes
#120 - rappinboutsnacks (11/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My face when four seconds into sex time.
My face when four seconds into sex time.
User avatar #23 - iliketires (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've a knife and a dick, you choose which one goes inside you.
#142 - chrisruler (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Having sex is like doing fractions. It's improper for the larger one to be on top."
-Bo Burnham
#11 - misterkinz (11/26/2012) [+] (12 replies)
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#52 - kuracha (11/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
spiderman is wise
#152 - yukarma (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW NEVER HAD SEX
MFW NEVER HAD SEX
#7 - tippidyt ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
3.9 inches is the average, right?
--Barack Obama
#63 - masri (11/27/2012) [-]
#42 - jalthelas (11/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#151 - themountainrook (11/27/2012) [-]
mfw the last one
mfw the last one
#87 - breakfastlunch (11/27/2012) [-]
Another Woody Allen quote: "Don't knock masturbation--It's sex with someone I love."
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