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#8 - thesepiggies
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(11/26/2012) [-]
He steals ideas AND jokes.

This is an original joke by Emo Phillips
#53 to #8 - anon id: b055c366
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Prove it. Prove that Steve Jobs didn't say that BEFORE Emo Phillips.
User avatar #96 to #53 - thesepiggies
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Applefag detected.
#133 to #53 - seagullsam **User deleted account**
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#79 to #8 - drdisrespect
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(11/27/2012) [-]
i feel like the biggest ret, but i dont get this one
#99 to #8 - hopdiggity **User deleted account**
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#65 to #8 - edmin
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(11/27/2012) [-]
You mad bro?!?!?!
#98 to #8 - onceapiece
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I highly, highly doubt that Steve Jobs ever said that (to a reporter). I doubt even half of these are quotes from actual famous people.
User avatar #175 to #98 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Sadly I am old so I know at least a few of these are true in that I saw the films,interviews etc. and actually saw the person say them, such as Robin Williams I know is true and Steve Martin.
#180 to #175 - onceapiece
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I would think at least some of them are true, although I didn't know which one, so thanks
#30 to #8 - aamclcp
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
Emo Philips is hilarious. How dare he steal his jokes.
#17 to #8 - nelflover
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(11/26/2012) [-]
Word
Word
#12 - phanact
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids."

That's my only sex quote I need
#33 - biggiesmallss
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(11/27/2012) [-]
two times zero is still zero.
#155 to #33 - EKcEntRIC
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at least he didn't divide by zero
User avatar #56 to #33 - hammerfell
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(11/27/2012) [-]
But it's also still double zero.
User avatar #94 to #56 - pokemonstheshiz
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(11/27/2012) [-]
I like the way you math
#69 to #56 - juicymilkbottles
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#67 to #56 - elmohipster
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#15 - ninjask
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(11/26/2012) [-]
"If my fist won't fit, neither will my dick."
#44 to #15 - Schwarzenegger
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Comment Picture
#54 to #15 - anonymoused
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(11/27/2012) [-]
oh wow, thank you for the laughs good sir
User avatar #61 to #15 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is that Dwayne Johnson's face pasted onto another person's head?
#81 to #61 - striderchile
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, Steve Carell's head xD
User avatar #88 to #81 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Is it sad that I could recognize that as Carell's head?
User avatar #117 to #88 - leebo
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(11/27/2012) [-]
Well, Steve Carell does have a sexy head ;)
#187 to #117 - Schwarzenegger
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(11/28/2012) [-]
Which head?
Which head?
User avatar #176 to #61 - burningsmurfs
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(11/27/2012) [-]
That threw me too, I thought it was a hideous indian man at first.
User avatar #3 - schnizel
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(11/26/2012) [-]
PowerPoint!
#48 to #3 - irishlawyer
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(11/27/2012) [-]
i don't get it...
User avatar #62 to #48 - albeit
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(11/27/2012) [-]
This was made on power point
#97 - wyrddarcnyzz
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#140 to #97 - futt
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#109 - satexas
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(11/27/2012) [-]
This was great
#157 to #109 - EKcEntRIC
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oh Clinton you rapscallionn you
#139 to #109 - HEADSHOTyou
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#70 - juicymilkbottles
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(11/27/2012) [-]
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?   
There's twenty of them.
What's the best thing about twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them.
#31 - crafty
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(11/27/2012) [-]
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Yes
#120 - rappinboutsnacks
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(11/27/2012) [-]
My face when four seconds into sex time.
My face when four seconds into sex time.
#138 to #120 - HEADSHOTyou
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#141 to #138 - rappinboutsnacks
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#145 to #141 - HEADSHOTyou
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(11/27/2012) [-]
nope.
nope.