Your name brings me great joy. Take this.

Because Osiris didn't want any part of it and Anubis owed OP a favor.

Why in the fucking name of Apollo does that bother you?

Instagram shouldn't exist. We didn't spend years giving cameras higher quality and better picture just so you could reduce image sizes and make it look older for no fucking reason.

The reason is that people like it. It's weird to be bothered by something that doesn't affect you in anyway.

It affects my retinas. And why do people like it? It's fucking hipstery and retarded. There isn't a single good reason for it to exist. Some douche seriously spent the time making it, and never stopped to think "Why am I lowering image quality?"

Wow, you sound like a really fun, laid back individual. Judging someone, calling them retards and douches for using instagram is completely reasonable. Seriously,try to take life a little less seriously. It's something people like doing that doesn't harm you.

You never provided a valid reason for Instagram to exist. I mean when it was being made, before no one liked it, did they have a valid reason?

No.

Because it's something thousands of people use and enjoy. You haven't given a valid reason why it shouldn't exist. Not everyone cares about having a "high quality" picture. I guess since we've spent years to advance computers that we can't use it for such trivial things as browsing humor sites. After all they are only here for people to enjoy, and that's apparently a stupid reason to exist.

I've given several. It's pointless. Why would you buy a fucking high quality camera so you can reduce the quality extensively? Fucking phones have better quality than the shit Instagram makes. And no, we shouldn't use it. Not because people enjoy it, because it's existence is a giant "fuck you" to every single fucking person who made cameras as good as they are now. It just says "Hey, I know you spent YEARS advancing this technology, but I'm going to go ahead and ruin all that work with my hipster bullshit."

So you being on funnyjunk right now is an insult to every single person who made computers as good as they are now. It just says "Hey I know you spent YEARS advancing this technology, but I'm going to go ahead and ruin all that work by using it for mundane tasks." Sorry guy, you're being a hypocrite.

Also other things things that don't make sense:
1. It isn't pointless, thousands of people use it
2. Just because you don't use something or find it useful doesn't make it pointless or mean it shouldn't exist
3. Not everyone on the planet has a top of the line high quality camera
4. Did you ask the people who advanced camera technology how they felt or are you making things up. I seriously doubt they care
5. Iphone's picture quality is irrelevant, nor is anything about quality. Quality isn't the point of instagram and it isn't the point of why people take pictures.
6. Don't say "we" because you're speaking for yourself. If people want to use it they should use it. You aren't the judge of what people should and shouldn't do.

tl:dr You need to grow up just a little

1: >Implying I use my computer only for mundane tasks
2: Just because people use it doesn't make it less pointless
3: Does it help humanity in any way? No. It shouldn't exist.
4: If someone has a camera so bad it's worse than what instagram makes, I fucking doubt they even have an internet connection to use instagram, so thats irrelevant..
5: I somehow don't think they'd be please, considering they spent hours upon hours advanding the technology, and that went to waste because of instagram.
6: Exactly. The point is to lower the quality. The fucks the point? "FUCK, THIS PICTURE LOOKS SO NICE AND I CAN SEE THINGS THE HUMAN EYE WOULD HARDLY NOTICE. THATS FUCKING RETARDED, I'LL MAKE IT SEPIA AND MUCH SMALLER IN SIZE."
7: >Implying others don't share my opinion

1. >Implying Instagram users use it on every picture they take
2. If people enjoy it, it isn't pointless
3. Hmm I guess movies, sports, video games, tv, and music all shouldn't exist because they don't help humanity. And if you say they are entertainment, then you'll only support my second point. "Does it help humanity?" is certainly not the standard for if something should exist
4. Another baseless assumption with no evidence. Ignored.
5. Until you can actually prove they are insulted, this is a baseless claim. Again, ignored.
6. An opinion isn't useful in an argument. Should be ignored but I won't this time. People don't take and/or share pictures solely to have a high quality image. If you don't understand this simple concept you are way too ignorant to be arguing this subject.
7. Doesn't matter who shares it, it's still extremely immature to hate something that doesn't affect or harm anyone. It's like hating someone for their taste in music, you just come off as a prick

Alright now you're just getting sad. You came out with so much fire too, it's a real shame. But you're clearly back peddling as hard as you possibly can to stay in it, and there's no point for me to continue.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdqW-xCcGWE#t=3m18s
This is my final response to you, if you have the minute it sums it up perfectly

I have been up since yesterday, the fuck do you want from me?

All I said at the start was he didn't need to instagram the damn picture. It would have been fine if he left it, he wasted his fucking time instagramming a captioned photo.