Black Friday

I have so much hate for that kid, please someone put a dagger inside of him.

Here you go

SPOILER, DON'T READ

What you see:
"SPOILER, DON'T READ"
What i see:
"Fucking read, i challenge you faggot"

Glad I'm not alone on that.

Thank's for the heads up, bro

fuck im nearing the end of the second book... should have listened to your warning

I had to thumb you down for being stupid. Sorry man.

it was stupid... i was really hoping that it would be something from the show or first two books

Future reference, if the comment is crazily thumbed down, and the top rated reply is "Spoilers," then the comment actually feature spoilers. Internet commenters are not that coordinated in their trolling.

Come on, was that really a spoiler?
It's the classic story-telling trope where the evil guys get what they deserve. He's been a dick since day one, of course he'll get his some day. It's like saying that Frodo manages to destroy the ring at the end of LOTR is a spoiler.

Saying that he drinks poison at a special occasion is a spoiler.

I humbly disagree, with R.R Martin you just never now whats gonna happen. For all I knew the book could have ended with Joffrey living happily ever after with Daenerys' dragons and the white walkers as the kingsquard...

fuck

Don't understand how this is a spoiler since the book was published in year 2000??

Not every single person reads a book the year it comes out. And considering that there is also a highly rated TV series, there are many people who are invested in the series and don't know the outcome. Don't be an asshole. Fuck off.

WHY??? WHY U DO DIS? I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKIN' SHOW

That's not true at all. I've read all the books mate, don't be a dick.

Is the first one true? Why did I read that ;_;

Just wait and find out! No point ruining anything at all for anyone.

(Disclaimer: I am not validating the statements he made in this comment.) There's a huge difference between reading something in a novel, and reading the events leading up to it, and reading the chapter (or more) in which the event happens, as opposed to reading a single comment on an irrelevant comment board spoiling giant plot twists.

Haha, despite all the hate, this is by far the funniest thing I've read today.

we hate because some people like surprises and didn't want spoilers you fuckstick

This doesn't have enough fucking thumbs down

OP, please, delete this.

That makes me rage happily

#masturbating

jack gleeson looks like he has downs
this guy looks like the normal version

True that.

Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls

It's where they round up all the niggers and sell them really cheap. It's a deal they made with the confederates to secretly keep slavery!

It is the one day of the year where an entire city can, and will flood a single mall looking for shit on sale.

It's when we all go out and trample each other for the sales on things we want, a day after celebrating for the things we already have.

you are awesome. greatest explanation i have ever heard

All-American free for all. TO THE DEATH

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)
Here, have a nice day.

The most dreaded day of the year. People camp out side of stores for a week, waiting. Fat rednecks and ghetto black women gather by the masses and trample anyone in their sight. Soccer moms use pepper spray on people trying to get to that 2 dollar waffle maker before she can. I've seen some shit man. Be warned...

were the Friday after thanksgiving all stores have supposed extreme sales on most of their products. this causes everyone to rush to the stores which now are opening at midnight and causing havoc and long lines. the funny thing is except for clothes, many of these deals are limited offers and really not even worth all the hassle.

happens in Europe as well.
check Sweden and Norway.
They had a 90% off kinda sale at the Vestby Outlet... or so I was told. I didn't check it out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtNTgwzt7iY

I just watched that, it was hilarious.

I, too, am a Target employee.

I feel sorry for you.

At least (hopefully) in your state it's illegal to start black friday events until 12:01 on black friday. In mine it's not illegal, so a shitton of underpaid walmart employees went on strike for having to work and deal with the massive crowds on thanksgiving.

Toys R US back to Back black fridays 08-09

A veteran? I salute you.

Damn straight! Well, replace "shlicked" with "fapped," and yes, that describes my black friday as well.

drfreeman beat me to it. Sorry for not checking before folks.

no problem

i was about to post this but thanks for saving me the trouble :) +1

thats like believing the sistors in porn are really related

Either way, the concept is funny.