The truth behind the guitar player. Not sure if this has been on FJ allready, but it's kinda funny.. What is the difference between 3, 000 much. I can play 3 chords in front of 3 people... does that make me a Rocker, a Jazzman or an hybrid?
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The truth behind the guitar player

Not sure if this has been on FJ allready, but it's kinda funny.

What is the difference between
3, 000 much
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Submitted: 11/26/2012
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User avatar #53 - eccleston (11/26/2012) [+] (21 replies)
I can play 3 chords in front of 3 people... does that make me a Rocker, a Jazzman or an hybrid?
User avatar #55 to #53 - Cookiez ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
That makes you unsuccesful.
#25 - wtfbro (11/26/2012) [+] (44 replies)
BITCH PLEASE
#151 - ishimaru (11/26/2012) [+] (16 replies)
What's an instrument?
#218 - snowylinx (11/26/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Presses play, infront of 300,000 people

Skrillex is a talentless piece of ****
#146 - tholomewsense (11/26/2012) [+] (19 replies)
#220 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I like how all the rockers on FJ are getting butthurt about this post, saying it's totally ignorant and you should respect their genre, or how "that doesn't describe ALL rock!"

Yet whenever somebody makes a post dissing rap, rockers flock in to say how it's total garbage, and ALL rap is just Young Money rhyming ***** with ***** .



I hope this role reversal makes the site more welcoming of variety.
#41 - jordoguy ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
or if you're Alex Skolnick, Marty Friedman or Chris Broderick you do both
User avatar #46 to #41 - MrMustacho ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
play 3 chords infront of 3 people?
#84 - itrinx (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
You think this is a ************* game ?
User avatar #114 - suikerpapa (11/26/2012) [+] (16 replies)
>implying jazz has no rock influences and rock has no jazz influences
>implying every genre didn't actually derive from African slave songs
>implying all rock is just a bunch of chords
>implying jazz is always complicated
>implying there aren't any incredibly succesfull jazz musicians
>implying there isn't a balance between the two
#160 - thatmetalguy (11/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'd like to start out by saying i love both genre's but I've always felt that rock wasn't much for the "listening" if that's how you put it but more of the feeling. You go to a rock concert to take part in it, not sit back and listen. Rock is about the energy. Jazz is more of easy listening something you go to a concert to really listen to what they may be playing. You can feel in jazz too it's just not as energetic as rock is. Rock being like hard rock or heavy metal. in 						*******					 love with Pink Floyd though
I'd like to start out by saying i love both genre's but I've always felt that rock wasn't much for the "listening" if that's how you put it but more of the feeling. You go to a rock concert to take part in it, not sit back and listen. Rock is about the energy. Jazz is more of easy listening something you go to a concert to really listen to what they may be playing. You can feel in jazz too it's just not as energetic as rock is. Rock being like hard rock or heavy metal. in ******* love with Pink Floyd though
User avatar #118 - aahrg (11/26/2012) [-]
amount of chords doesn't decide whether or not a song is good..
User avatar #293 - xxsleepxx (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Rock comes from Jazz
User avatar #295 to #293 - zombierepellant (11/26/2012) [-]
Rock comes from the Blues
User avatar #133 - jellyman (11/26/2012) [-]
Playing a lot of chords doesn't make necessarily make you a good musician. Making the music sound good is what matters
User avatar #77 - nucularwar (11/26/2012) [-]
"One chord is fine. Two chords is pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz."
-Lou Reed
#298 - retardedboss ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHILE THESE SH*T HEADS DISCUS F*CKIN MUSIC N' SH*T, LET ME PLAY YOU A SICK ASS GUITAR SOLO!

MEOOW MEDLYEDLY MEOOOOOOW MEOOOW MEDDLY MEDLY MEOOOOOW.
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#333 - bleachyourworks (11/27/2012) [-]
Complexity does not equal great music. It's a good factor but it's not really that needed. The quality of music is really that of opinion.
User avatar #37 - GoReMoTe (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
John Petrucci would like to have a word with OP.
#40 - kylestheman (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Bet this was made by a jazz player ..
User avatar #44 to #40 - brenton (11/26/2012) [-]
Or any professional musician that doesn't play rock music, honestly.
#28 - darthjangopwnz (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm leaving this here...
I'm leaving this here...
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