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#150
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angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.
Wasps, though. Those motherfuckers are terrifying.
Wasps, though. Those motherfuckers are terrifying.
I walked out on a dock once. Found out the hard way that wasps lived in one tiny metal pole at the end of the dock. Stinging motherfuckers got me right in the neck.
Also: banana spider. Creepiest arachnid motherfucker you will ever see.
Also: banana spider. Creepiest arachnid motherfucker you will ever see.
Ugh, don't remind me of those. Also: at least wasps have the decency to come rushing straight at you. Spiders are sneaky little (or not so little) fucks. They see you, they run off to the one spot you can't see them...until it's too late. When's the last time you've seen a wasp nest in a toilet? Probably never. A spider? Probably hundreds of cases of toilet spiders each year.
That's a good point. I keep finding spiders where I least expect it. Like on my ceiling while I'm trying to sleep but can't because there's a spider on the ceiling.
But my mother likes gardening, so we get a fuckton of bees all during spring and summer, so I try not to go outside.
Not a problem for me.
But my mother likes gardening, so we get a fuckton of bees all during spring and summer, so I try not to go outside.
Not a problem for me.