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#150 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.    
   
Wasps, though. Those 						*************					 are terrifying.
I'm not scared of spiders. I mean, I'll be pretty creeped out if a black widow is hanging out in my bathroom or something, and I'll kill one when I see it, but they're not any more disturbing than an ant or beetle.

Wasps, though. Those ************* are terrifying.
User avatar #155 to #150 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
I walked out on a dock once. Found out the hard way that wasps lived in one tiny metal pole at the end of the dock. Stinging ************* got me right in the neck.
Also: banana spider. Creepiest arachnid ************ you will ever see.
User avatar #179 to #155 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
When I was a kid a wasp flew at my face and tried to climb up my nose. Terrified of the little demons ever since.
Tarantula hawks: they lay their babies in spiders and EAT THEM ALIVE.
User avatar #180 to #179 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
Ugh, don't remind me of those. Also: at least wasps have the decency to come rushing straight at you. Spiders are sneaky little (or not so little) ***** . They see you, they run off to the one spot you can't see them...until it's too late. When's the last time you've seen a wasp nest in a toilet? Probably never. A spider? Probably hundreds of cases of toilet spiders each year.
User avatar #181 to #180 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
That's a good point. I keep finding spiders where I least expect it. Like on my ceiling while I'm trying to sleep but can't because there's a spider on the ceiling.
But my mother likes gardening, so we get a ******* of bees all during spring and summer, so I try not to go outside.

Not a problem for me.
User avatar #187 to #181 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
Not sure how bees and wasps are the same. Bees are some of the chillest insects I've ever met...'cept for them ground bees. Those are some angry little ******* .
User avatar #188 to #187 - angelmatvey (11/27/2012) [-]
Ehh, I'm pretty freaked out my most flying insects, wasps especially but bees and such included. They honestly aren't that scary, but they still creep me out. Luckily we don't have many ground bees around my house
User avatar #189 to #188 - anonymousattorney (11/27/2012) [-]
Lucky bastard, indeed.
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