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There was a spider in my bathroom a few months ago, but I still remember it honestly. It was just chilling there, starting up a web using the handle of my toothbrush-holding-mug and the corner near the bathroom mirror, and part of my wanted to crush it because of how near it was to my bathroom, but...For whatever reason, I decided to let him crash there for a while. Well, one week later...FRUIT FLY INFESTATION because my lovely but sometimes airheaded lover decided to leave a piece of old, half-eaten apple in the bathroom(don't ask me why she felt the need to bring her snack in with her and not take it out). That guy pulled his damn weight, and just a few days later, BAM, he's gone like a shadow in the wind, and nothing was left behind except for his web and a bunch of left-over fruit fly carcasses, all wrapped up.
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i find it more interesting that you havent used your cup in such a long time, a spider came along and built its house on it
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I use it to hold my toothbrush, not gargle. It's just an old mug.
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