Spiders

Strangely enough Parasect is a zombie

damn mind controlling shrooms

Excuse me?

It's rumored the fungus on his head takes control of him when he evolves.
Explaining why his eyes are white.
And why his name comes from parasite

That's fucking terrifying,

that sounds like 'The last of Us'

DidYouKnow: The fungus on its back sucks its life energy and acutally controlls parasect. Thats why it has no pupils

New favorite insult. Speak it aloud, let it roll off your tongue. "Sketchass arachnofondler"... It has a certain ring to it.

Any idea what movie that's from?

Im pretty sure its supernatural

Yeah, it's from Supernatural. It's Bobby fallingg D:

It's cancer

Bird Dropping Spider. Nothing is safe.

I'm never eating bird shit again.

Cool

Never forget

i find it more interesting that you havent used your cup in such a long time, a spider came along and built its house on it

I use it to hold my toothbrush, not gargle. It's just an old mug.

were do you live and how big was that lil spida nigga

South Carolina. It was big enough to exist, small enough for me not to see at first.

I found this quite humorous, and it made me chuckle. Thank you sir.

Hell, I'd watch that!

*If swelling lasts more than 4 hours, consult your physician*

Reminds me of Borderlands

until she kills you after sex

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Hot.

Sauce?

Artist's danbooru page:

danbooru.donmai.us/artist/show?name=frfr

!CAUTION!: He draws monster girl porn.

Do you perhaps have more of this, or similar, that you could link me to? Please?

You can also go on gelbooru to find more and if you like monstergirls, try to go to exhentai or e-hentai. Just search monster girl or something similar and you'll get a bunch of awesome doujinshi. (porn). Also try games like: Fairy fighting, Monster girl quest and you can read the stories "My life with monster girls". on gelbooru or danbooru as well.

danbooru.donmai.us/artist/show?name=frfr

Link to a magical place where you can find more by the artist.

I walked out on a dock once. Found out the hard way that wasps lived in one tiny metal pole at the end of the dock. Stinging motherfuckers got me right in the neck.
Also: banana spider. Creepiest arachnid motherfucker you will ever see.

When I was a kid a wasp flew at my face and tried to climb up my nose. Terrified of the little demons ever since.
Tarantula hawks: they lay their babies in spiders and EAT THEM ALIVE.

Ugh, don't remind me of those. Also: at least wasps have the decency to come rushing straight at you. Spiders are sneaky little (or not so little) fucks. They see you, they run off to the one spot you can't see them...until it's too late. When's the last time you've seen a wasp nest in a toilet? Probably never. A spider? Probably hundreds of cases of toilet spiders each year.

That's a good point. I keep finding spiders where I least expect it. Like on my ceiling while I'm trying to sleep but can't because there's a spider on the ceiling.
But my mother likes gardening, so we get a fuckton of bees all during spring and summer, so I try not to go outside.

Not a problem for me.

Not sure how bees and wasps are the same. Bees are some of the chillest insects I've ever met...'cept for them ground bees. Those are some angry little fuckers.

Ehh, I'm pretty freaked out my most flying insects, wasps especially but bees and such included. They honestly aren't that scary, but they still creep me out. Luckily we don't have many ground bees around my house

Lucky bastard, indeed.

I bet you thought Chuck Testa was alive.

Nope. Spider.

I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it “sir” because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay.
I’ve seen one of those things in person, at a zoo when I was in high school. I was fifteen, my face breaking out in acne and getting fatter by the day, staring open-mouthed at this monster pawing at the glass wall of its cage. Big as both of my hands. The guys around me were giggling and punching each other in the arm and some girl was squealing behind me.

But I didn’t make a sound. I couldn’t. There was nothing but a pane of glass between me and that thing. For months after, I’d watch the dark corners of my bedroom at night, for hairy legs as thick as a finger poking out from behind a stack of comic books and video game magazines. I imagined—no, expected—to find strands of spiderweb as thick as fishing line in my closet, bulging with clumps of half-eaten sparrows. Or spider droppings in my shoes, the little turds laced with bits of feather. Or piles of pink eggs, yolked with baby spiders already the size of golf balls. And even now, ten years later and at the age of twenty-five, I still glance between the sheets at night before pushing my legs in, some part of my subconscious still looking for the huge spider crouching in the shadows.
I bring this up because the Goliath was the first thing that popped into my mind when I woke up with something in my bed, biting my leg.

^ from the sequel to John Dies at the End; This Book is Full of Spiders Seriously Dude don't Touch It. The two of my favorite books. Thought I'd share .


Fuck that was a mouthful.

That's fucking terrifying.

shit nigga, what was it then?

it was a centipede, monster crabish thing the size of a small dog, that lays eggs in people and controls them from the inside.

fucking hate those little shits. killed one in my bed the other day too. always check before sleep. always.

yeah seriously. those bastards are nasty D:

You think a fucking centipede is better than a spider!? OH LAWD I'd shit myself.

its not really a spice or a centipede D: its hard to explain. i mean the thing has tons of legs and a human tongue D: