Random Facts!. Just thought maybe you guys would find these interesting. ^-^<br /> Edit: Part 2 is here: /funny_pictures/428174/Random+Facts+2/. I" Cir' c random facts
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User avatar #80 - Rahmaniac (05/15/2010) [-]
I was a cell at one time. I burst nitrogen gas bubbles and eat cyanide on a daily basis. **** yeah!

How does one find out that a turtle can breathe through it's butt?
User avatar #84 to #80 - Sethorein (05/15/2010) [-]
put a plastic bag on its head and see how long it lasts?
User avatar #70 - feminerd (05/15/2010) [-]
brb, going to go light my coffee creamer....
User avatar #47 - Blitzz (05/15/2010) [-]
lol I dont think blue was pleasing when people looked at blue waffle
User avatar #34 - irapekittens (05/15/2010) [-]
no wonder there are no black japanese people
User avatar #44 to #34 - thebrownbomber (05/15/2010) [-]
ever heard of blackenese?
#95 - John Cena (05/16/2010) [-]
God I swear I have a laughing problem.

I started cracking up at "I will **** you with a rake!"

And I'm still laughing.
User avatar #39 - roflstorm (05/15/2010) [-]
heres another fact:
wen you sneeze all your body functions stop, including your heart
#1 - John Cena (05/14/2010) [-]
My mom got these books called "Uncle Johns Bathroom Readers" from the school where she substitutes, alot of these are in those books
User avatar #23 to #1 - LordDouchebag (05/15/2010) [-]
BEST. BOOKS. EVER.
#81 to #23 - John Cena (05/15/2010) [-]
Yeah, the books are awesome, Great crapper material
#2 to #1 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (05/14/2010) [-]
Orly? I found em on the interwebs. I like looking up facts, and I assumed some FJers would like to see some but might too lazy to look for them so I did it myself. :D
#72 - Shaboma **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [-]
wow i think my music teacher was on fj last Monday because she read us half o' theses facts! XD o.0
User avatar #58 - landogriffin (05/15/2010) [-]
pretty sure every one giggled for the but breathing turtle one
User avatar #54 - ProSyndicate (05/15/2010) [-]
I'm pretty sure everybody learned non-dairy coffee creamer was flammable from Mythbusters.
#59 to #54 - John Cena (05/15/2010) [-]
Yes, yes I did
#51 - John Cena (05/15/2010) [-]
who else cracked their knuckles when they read this?
User avatar #74 to #51 - OhReally (05/15/2010) [-]
I have OCD so I crack my knuckles every 30 seconds
#7 - Thecrazysandwich **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [-]
I WILL **** YOU WITH A RAKE!
#94 - ItIsMe (05/16/2010) [-]
hmm... when I was little I thought I was allergic to the sun because when ever I looked at it i would sneeze.
User avatar #76 - Lie (05/15/2010) [-]
Dude, today my band was in the Armed Forces Day parade. We were towards the very end, so someone made a crack about us being screwed with a rake. Who was directly in front of us? A bunch of old ladies twirling rakes like batons.
#77 to #76 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [-]
ROFLOLMAO.
User avatar #24 - OrderOfStego (05/15/2010) [-]
That I <3 FJ should be a tshirt design.
#6 - John Cena (05/15/2010) [-]
De Vinci wasn't dyslexic, he was writing backwards as a form of code. One so his ideas would not be stolen. Two because his works were heresy.
User avatar #3 - deltablue (05/14/2010) [-]
not tryin to be mean or anything..but a majority of suicides occur on tuesdays, bucause u just got done with monday, and ur not over the hump of the week to be half over
User avatar #16 - NoThisIsBlaze (05/15/2010) [-]
Antarctica is owned by Argentina, Australia, Chile, France, New Zealand, Norway, and the UK
User avatar #66 - waffalz (05/15/2010) [-]
FACT: PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COCA-COLA!!
User avatar #67 to #66 - waffalz (05/15/2010) [-]
:P
#68 to #67 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [-]
I prefer root beer or Dr. pepper myself. XD
User avatar #87 to #68 - brandofan (05/16/2010) [-]
YEAH MOFO DR.PEPER FOR THE WIN
User avatar #69 to #68 - waffalz (05/15/2010) [-]
dr.pepper and pepsi are the best
User avatar #82 to #69 - fatpartypoo (05/15/2010) [-]
MOUTAIN DEW FTW!!
User avatar #88 to #82 - brandofan (05/16/2010) [-]
Eww mountain goat piss decreses sperm count
User avatar #91 to #88 - SephirothX (05/16/2010) [-]
Not permanently. Drinking a bunch of it probably decreases sperm count by a month at the most.
User avatar #92 to #91 - SephirothX (05/16/2010) [-]
*for a month
User avatar #98 to #92 - brandofan (05/17/2010) [-]
But still it messes with your young ones
User avatar #86 to #82 - waffalz (05/16/2010) [-]
i dont like mountain dew... lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - fatpartypoo (05/15/2010) [-]
Mountain* sorry
#103 - John Cena (10/09/2010) [-]
so thats why it was colored blue
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