Soon

because it's fuckin' delicious?

swirls in every bite!

Wrong. There are CINNAMON swirls in every bite!

The Mayans could foresee the end of the world but couldn't see the Spanish coming from the Ocean. lolwut.

If the world ends in 2012 then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo?
Ho ho ho hooooo

Mayans: 0
Jabba: 1

**saybut rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating ** Roll pony -> red thumbs.

okay now you deserve it.

Whats the difference of the image's origin?
If that was a screenshot of fuckin.. Strawberry Shortcake or some shit up there with a weird face and captioned "its rape time" no one would give it a second glance.
I shall accept my red thumbs and leave.
Good day sir.

>"didn't have the wheel"
>The mayan calendar is a wheel

They didn't invent the wheel because there were no animals to pull carts with. They didn't have bulls or horses. All they had was llamas.
Besides, most civilization didn't invent the wheel, they just copied what the others had when they traded with them. The wheel was first invented in Sumer around 3500 BC, and every other civilization that traded with them just copied off their design. That's how all of the old world civilizations had the wheel. There were no one to trade with the new world, so they never saw it.

Didn't have the wheel.
If you're not going to give someone credit for a quote, at least quote it right.

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I saw children die, wives raped and men killed. Houses were burned, and litterature thrown. Havoc everywhere. All over something we thought was so mundane; the butter. Outside of the world we heard people laughing and preparing for christmas. We built the country back up again, but it was never the same.

Or vajay

I want that lighter.

You do know it's not the lighter that is special, the guys an alchemist, or have you never watched Full Metal Alchemist?

People got smarter?

Is that even possible?

Fuck

Fuck

Reposted your comment bitch

No, you added five words. That's like 80% OC according to FJ standards.

I wanted it to happen becuase I knew I would get to fight demons and shit
Source : American Dad

I would expect zombies or demons in that situation.

And I would fight them all , and most likely die in the process , but I'm going out swinging.

We all die within 2 days 15 minutes.

Sounds about right

You! I like you if that had happened I would have fought the demons beside you.

And It would have been a glorious battle

Then he would stab you in the face and rape it until he dies.

reddit got butthurt over that tweet, total turn around for them.

Wonder if Morgan Freeman re-Tweeted that. Would've been even better.

>their face when

...I...have absolutely no idea what to say to that.

So here's this.

Thanks to the Teacher strike in Chicago, I'm going to have school.

Space rocks.

It's supposed to be a solar flare, that will destroy all technology and cause wars and riots and change the way we live forever.
>implying

It won't end. Not even the Mayans said that it was going to end. It's a transformational period and we are living in it already.

It's supposed to be the BEGINNING of the end of the world. And on top of that, there are actually TONS of scientific theories . . . just none that are likely or we see coming.

Also . . . supposed to be the 3rd coming of the anti christ I believe?

The people who believe it will happen will turn to chaotic fools, which depresses me.

You'll have to post content and get some thumbs on it as well.