Lego sweet lego

Try stepping on one of the motherfucking blades from bionicles
Shit was painful

Fuck yes, Bionicles. Best, but also most painful toys ever.

I had this bionicle scorpion thing, and along the whole long stinger thing, there were 2 inch metal spikes, and by brother left one in my closet when he was 10 and I was 5 and I stepped on it. Went through the side of my foot.

i bet that was soo long 5 weeks ago.

It was actually 11 years ago champ

Because that was 3 lines, I thought it was supposed to be a haiku, and I was gonna call you out on the syllables.

Then I realized I'm a fucking dumbass

mfw people say stepping on legos hurt.

You must lift...

Definitely thought this was a haiku because of the 3 lines. I actually counted out the syllables...

...I'm retarded...

stepping on a bunch doesnt hurt

stepping on one does

GOD DAMMIT I HATE THOSE GOD DAMN THE PAIN

I don't fucking know why, but I have a reflex that makes me drop to the floor like a black woman's ass at a malt liquor party when I come into contact with those painful fuckers.

The worst thing about being British is stepping on our damn plugs and its landmine properties.

Bro, do you even internet?

Are you stupid?

log in and say that like a man
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Nope

Oh.

obviously talking to me..

Oops. Sorry son. I'll just go sit in the corner and grieve..

i don't get it

Zero from Borderlands 2, he always speaks in haiku's.

I disappear
A ghost amidst the combat
Preparing to strike

- Zer0

That's really interdasting.

Interest you claim
But is it really so
I remain skeptic

~ Wallbuilder

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I havent played BL2... I thought zero never spoke

He actually speaks quite a bit.

I read a few articles about it before it came out and it always said that zero was going to be "mysterious, nobody knowing its gender and only communicating through emoticon holograms on his helmet"

He's mysterious but sure as hell not silent, here's a few in-game quotes:

"I say, boom biatch! / That's what you get for messing / With the assassin"

"Oh, what?! Yeah, what, bitch?! / Yeah, I just slapped you and stuff. / What you gonna do?"

"What's the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?"

Now I want the game even more

oh my god I wish my PC could run it

Last line is only 4 syllables dumbfuck.