Day 1 on FunnyJunk

>been on the internet for the better part of a decade
>started out like you probably
>started laughing at cats, found a few regular places to visit
>kept going to them
>those places lead me to deeper and deeper parts of the web
>discover things i'm sure man shouldn't have seen
>Viewed videos that made you vomit and then go back for seconds
>went on the great old raids of the classic internet
>witnessed the great boxxy civil war and the chanology raids
>was here to see the birth and death of more memes than you can imagine
>don't know how many countless hours and lonely nights ive spent here
>here ive met the best and worst of people and seem them do great and terrible things
>shared my heart and secrets with total strangers, called people niggers, and asked for battle toads
>looking back now as an oldchap, i'd do it all again
>and to all you new friends, lurk more and learn from the wisefags

As a fellow noob, I grant you one thumb. And a picture

Something for you to use. You will need this ALOT. (Because, well you know, you're knew and all and you'll be thanking people for sources/gifs/pics)

**drarrygirl rolled a random image posted in comment #453737 at Anime & Manga **

your language towards black people will change
you will begin to hate most of the music today
you will lose your own opinion and follow that of others on fj
your reaction picture folder will swell like a tumor and likely overflow
in one week, 10% of the content you see will be stuff you already saw today
there are a lot of korean comics
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>theres a lot of these little fuckin arrows
4chan and morbid is everywhere, watch your step.
NSFW section, if youre a girl, stay away from there itl fuck you right up

welcome to fj. yep, im level 317.
it wasnt easy. 3 years.
dont worry, you will go through the ranks.