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#87 - IamEllis (11/27/2012) [-]
Hello Casey, I want to play a game...

It is fascinating how much determination you had to cover up the ****** of your own daughter. A mere toddler, unable to fully comprehend or enjoy life yet, wiped from the face of existence by your own hand. Now we will see if that determination is strong enough to save your own life. Before you, you should see nothing. utter blackness. However, if you walk to the edge of the room you will find a door with 4 locks that require 4 rather small keys. There is one located in your jaw. one in your wrist. yet another in your foot. And the last, I will leave for you to find yourself. It shouldnt be too hard, just look for the dozen or so new scars and stichings on your body. On a tray, next to the chair you found yourself in are a set of rusty pliers, a scalpel, a hatchet, and any other "utensil" you may need to aid you.

No matter the outcome, you will lose. Shall you die from excruciating pain and loss of blood, you will suffer just as your parents did watching their granchild's death go without justice. Just as the american people and the world had to watch with agony, you walking out of court the day you were declared..."not guilty". Shall you not attempt to do anything, as we speak the room is being filled with a toxic gas. your lungs will slowly be liquefied and you will die scared and alone as your daughter did. If you manage to muster the will power to get out of here alive, it matters not, for nobody could ever love a monster. This tape recording of me in this room is the most amount of love or care you will ever receive from anyone again. enjoy it while you can

Lets the game begin.
#136 to #87 - therealbigmac (11/27/2012) [-]
You have just won the internet.
You have just won the internet.
#135 to #87 - zionsype (11/27/2012) [-]
"No matter the outcome, you will lose.....it matters not, for nobody could ever love a monster"
That's way too biased for Jigsaw.
#155 to #135 - IamEllis (11/27/2012) [-]
wow look at all those people that care...all 55 of em
#133 to #87 - drmrniceguy ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
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#132 to #87 - batassassin (11/27/2012) [-]
well done. well done indeed.
well done. well done indeed.
#127 to #87 - brolafofbromacia (11/27/2012) [-]
You're 						*******					 awesome.
You're ******* awesome.
#104 to #87 - thatrandomnoob (11/27/2012) [-]
The article says that her dad helped her drown the girl. Why would he want justice for that?
User avatar #114 to #104 - IamEllis (11/27/2012) [-]
the cops had to restrain her dad from beating her, he was so furious...he had nothing to do with it
#116 to #114 - thatrandomnoob (11/27/2012) [-]
I don't know the whole story, I was just quoting the article
#100 to #87 - littleaquarius (11/27/2012) [-]
**littleaquarius rolled a random image posted in comment #1787899 at MLP Brony Board ** how my life was changed after reading this.
#102 to #100 - IamEllis (11/27/2012) [-]
my god, what have I done to you...
User avatar #92 to #87 - draezeth (11/27/2012) [-]
10/10 would watch.
User avatar #90 to #87 - secretdestroyers (11/27/2012) [-]
Ok, this is the ONLY possible reason to make a Saw VIII. I really want to see this **** go down!

Oh, and also, have a thumb!
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