How to spot a vegan at a dinner party.

"astrobotic asked: "Tofu never screams" Neither can fish, you ignorant cunt"

That's the single funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

But the screaming is the best part.

"Life is more important than bacon"

>anime is racist

please for the love of god go and drink some bleach

idk man... death note had some racist undertones.

My jimmies status is now rustled.

Dat Vegan

AHH
RIGHT IN THE JIMMIES

I am beyond rustled.

http://www . youtube . com/ watch?v=wSReSGe200A

link doesnt exist :C

Yes it does. Look up "Rub Some Bacon on It," on YouTube.

Damn vegan.

Oh god. OH MY FUCKING GOD. MY RAGE!

It rustles me because she preaches hate towards anyone who disagrees with her

1. Her intentions may be good, but her methods are not. Calling people who aren't vegans "meat-eating scum" is not a good method.
2. I am not preaching, as I don't care whether you eat meat or not. I just hate the stereotypical shove-it-down-your-throat vegan personality. Also, numbers don't really have anything to do with this.
3. The fact that she goes out of her way to post shit that shames everyone who eats meat, preaching or otherwise, is preachy.

shut up and eat, faggot

look
look at the smile on this motherfucker's face
he doesn't give a shit about suffering
he just loves steak

don't care

Now, this is the kind of thing that makes me want to puke. So, to begin with, it is a horrible thing to thumb me down for having an opinion, but I can live with that. Getting thumbed down for actually acknowledging that you posted a fun picture? I understand nothing. You guys are pathetic.

welcome to the internet, son
no one gives a shit about your opinion here, and if they do, they don't like it
this isn't a place for any kind of sensitive people, go to feels, and even then those people would probably hate you
you can call us pathetic, but overall it's quite prominent who's having a better time here

And you even choose to ignore my point. Have fun brah.

And of course, I will get red thumbs for that too.

Please explain what is 'wrong' with people killing animals for food.

I see where you are coming from, but there is a high demand to meet, a lot of meat needs to be processed so people can eat. Before you say how people don't need to eat meat and can become vegans, there will then be a high demand for non-animal food. There won't be enough for every person and more over, there won't be enough for animals to eat if they share their food with humans.

A fact is that it takes 7 times more plant based food to produce the same amount (in weight) of meat. There will be more than enough. Especially since population of farming animals (especially cows and pigs, who occupy large areas too) will decrease when we stop farming them up.

However, of course, I have to be realistic. It won't happen overnight. It won't happen this year. Unless something wild happens not in my lifetime - and for all I know it may never happen. But that is no excuse to not fight for what you believe it.

Really, all I'm trying today is not to get people to turn vegan (I gave up a long time ago) just to make people realise what they're doing. You do it because it tastes good, and I can't deny that. If that's reason enough for you to cause the suffering you are, then I can't do anything about it.

The high demand is a problem though, and if an "overnight-vegan-solution", as I mentioned, were to happen, then yes, the economy would break, but if a totally vegan world order was to be established, it would take a long time, and the demand for meat would slowly decrease over the time.

Right, I'll jump in here from the neutral standpoint. I myself eat meat and yadda yadda yadda, but have nothing against those who don't, I mean.. why would I? But sometimes they (as well as us, mind) can seem a bit deranged and in your face, but you said "Animals eat each other all the time" While that's very true, none of them put them in giant murder factories and grow them purely to be eaten.

Like just imagine you were growing up with big high walls and gates everywhere, with your friends parents and other old people going missing every now and then until eventually you are gone, to be eaten and that's all you get you get food and then you die. That's more or less what we do, and no other animal on earth does that. (Well at least to the insane degree that we, as humans do.)

Holy shit you people will argue on just about anything here wont you?

Hey if you wanna eat tofu, thats your deal. I wont think any differently of you because you decide to eat it. As far as eating meat goes, i personally enjoy it, and feel like im not doing anything bad by eating meat.

Yeah see, here is where you come off as preachy. I am doing no wrong, simply paying my hard earned money for what other people do, which is kill an animal and put it in a plastic bag for me, i did not kill the animal, i did not know the animal, and to be frank i dont care for the animal cause it dosnt care for me. If i were to die in a field right now due to someones actions and a little boy found my body and took the money from it, that little boy is in no way a bad person, he might have needed that money and my dead self certainly dosnt need it, cause im dead. Same basic principle.

What right do you have to say something is right or wrong? Arnt you basically doing the same thing? Justifying your beliefs based on what you've been told by other people? Say eating meat is wrong all you want, in the end it wont make you right.

Hey, that's not ture I'm a Vegan and...
ah, crap!

Mother nature isn't retarded, but you are.


(We lean most biologically towards herbivores, dipshit. Enjoy your cancer - mother nature.)

Speaking of eating meat Ellis...

HUNNNYERRRRR!!!

No.
http://i.imgur.com/HvFuC.jpg

nice try but thats wrong. not all ominousness share all those characteristics. If we really were meant to be omnivours, we would not have hunted mammoths and other animals back in our primal state. back then in cold climates how do you think we got food? we certainly didnt farm. also if our body;s really were not meant to digest meat, they wouldnt, our body's would throw up the burger or steak that we are eating the second we swallowed it.

It's not wrong. We have the ability to eat meat obviously, but it comes at a price to our health. www.thewarhasonlyvegan.blogspot.com/p/health.html For the majority of our evolution we were vegans. As humans we ate meat out of necessity, but we no longer need to. Not everything natural is good, and fact is our bodies are more adapted to a plant based diet.

Whoah, fuck me! I just looked at your channel and judging from the 3 pieces of content you put up, it's confirmed. you are the ultimate douchebag.
people come here to laugh, not to learn your personal diet and to hear you bitch and moan why you THINK they are wrong

Many doctors around not only the country, but the world say that we should have fish and meat in our diets. we have incisors so that we can tear flesh. and the site you sent me to? jesus christ, please. maby if I knew it wasnt run by vegan wackjobs I might put a little more faith into it. thats like me trying to convince you its right kill babies by showing you a site by psychotic people who run campaigns saying they hate babies. I normally dont stereotype but I can tell you're one of those douche bag vegans. long story short, tonight I'm actually having a double cheeseburger for dinner because they are fucking delicous and you cant do shit about it.

Actually look at the blog, before you insult it. It's not even really a blog, more like a database of information gathered from Cornell University, Harvard, dieticians, etc. Also, you should know doctors don't know shit about nutrition and our teeth/jaws are actually more proof that we lean most toward herbivores. Ah, and learn to spell next time you want to be taken seriously. I know some people have disorders that make it difficult for them, but please try harder next time. I mean, it even underlines words you've spelled wrong so there's not really an excuse.

First, let me point out that you are that pathetic and desperate that you have to point out gramatical mistakes? I'm writing comments on funnyjunk, not writing a letter to the president of the united states. Also because you throw the names Harvard and Cornell out there, you automatically think I'm going to assume everything you say is right? yeha, okay! Its obvious all the publishers of that site are biased and vegans themselves. Ya smell that? it's steak tonight!

Cornell and Harvard aren't biased. Enjoy your cancer.

no, but the editors and authors of such articles are. and cancer? look around at all the fucks I give. No really look. LOOK. What the hell doesn't cause cancer these days? If I lived my life avoiding everything that people say causes cancer, it would hardly be living at all. I'm content with how I lived my life with little regret so if I die, I die but life goes on. One of the main reasons being that I'm not an egotisticle prick who goes around telling people that their way of life is wrong so suck a dick

Animal products are the most potent carcinogens people are exposed to on a regular basis according to Cornell. This is science, not opinion. I'm not the egotistical prick with an inferiority complex who decided to start making fun of vegans. That would be you.

No. that is only true for red meat or you have a lack of fruits/vegetables in your diet while having too much protein in your system from meat. If I have a burger now and then, its not going to kill me any more than taking a nap will. not only are you an egotisticle prick, but you're a hypocrite as well. read my first comment. I dont care if people are vegans but its nagging fucks like you that give vegans a bad name. If you hate all the hate about vegans, stop being such a prick, you're one of the people that causes of your own bad rep.

No, that's not just all meat. That's all animal products. Stop pretending to know what I'm talking about when you don't. www.thewarhasonlyvegan.blogspot.com/p/health.html < Watch the second video listed. And even small amounts cause damage. Making up shit to support your gluttony is giving omnivores like you a bad name. Stop trying to fault vegans as a way to try to compensate for your bullshit beliefs.

<--ALL?There the vegan goes again, "knowing" that whatever anyone else believes is wrong. and that guy talking in the video you showed me? I could have snapped his arm or his neck even, without any effort,he is so thin. Hell, I'm skinny myself but that doesn't look healthy at all. We need protein that comes from meat. The studies you use for your evidence have only been done on high and excessive consumptions of meat. Besides, there have been other studies showing that vegetarians have a higher risk for stomach and colon cancer. Being a vegan cna have some benefits to health but also has down sides to match

You clearly didn't look at the studies at all. They tracked small amounts of meat and animal products as well...

And there are plenty of skinny as fuck omnivores too, retard.
www.veganbodybuilding.com

there is a large difference between skinny and frail, and although there may be a few ominvours that look like that, it certainly doesn't help your case anymore. because that one method of body building helps people doesnt mean there is only that 1 method either. my point is that your argument that eating meat is bad because it causes cancer is invalid because veganism can cause just as many other forms of cancer

Just stop talking, please.

you'd like that wouldnt you

ha you can't eat this

i cried a little bit when i realized that was a guinea pig

i have one for a pet...and i love him so much

It may be sad that it was probably someone's pet, but that just looks so damned tasty.

I could if I wanted to.
But that's alright, pinkiepiethecunt.

I could have the avocados and tomatoes, though.

i guess you could
(unrelated ainsley)

These either have vegan alternatives or aren't necessary. Get some new material, douchebags.

I'm not vegan and I'm stating the obvious here, I agree with you apart from the "you wouldn't even waste your time eating imitations of meat. "
Most of the time vegetarians and vegans don't eat meat because they don't like that fact that an animal has been slaughtered. It's not because they don't like the taste of meat. if there are imitations of meat available not made from animal products why would they avoid them?

Well, then I think they should just eat meat. If you like it and it doesn't kill you, go for it.
We're equipped to be omnivorous for a reason.

Yeah, I agree. I hate how they try and make out that people who eat meat are monsters. It's actually funny how many products are made of animals. You just can't avoid it. And if we didn't eat animals anymore, what would farmers do with the animals? What use do pigs have other than being used for pork, bacon etc.? What are they supposed to do with male calves who have no use or old dairy cows? They can't just keep them until they die of old age. Although I am an animal lover, I just don't see the sense of being vegetarian other than health or personal reasons.

Yeah, pretty much. But these "vegetarians" are people who just want to feel special, and they want to force everyone to be like them.
If we lived in a society that really enjoy it's fruit and vegetables, these same people would go all out on only eating meat and complain how all the vegetable lovers are increasing Co2 levels from eating plants.
I like animals too, and even tried being vegetarian for a year. Vegetarianism sucks if you have no reason for it, and I'll eat meat even if it's some innocent animal that's been "slaughtered". It's not like I'm feasting on a rack of lamb, with a side of ribs and a meat salad, I eat a balanced meal. And honestly, people that eat meat get pissed when it's reported that a farm's been treating it's animals like shit. We're not monsters, we have some dignity for animals, we just also need our preferred diets.

Couldn't have said it better myself :)

Doesn't matter, had bacon.

I just had some blood work done last week, all of my levels are better than the average omnivore's, except for Vitamin D.
But you get that from sunlight.
eeeeewww

And tuna, apparently...

i felt better after a solid month of eating nothing but dog food than after a month of eating no animal products

Your avatar brings back memories

Hehe, thankyou

Wow is kick ass, leveling my warrior to 90 right now, he is level 87 at the moment.

O: I live in Britain too! Grim Batol here.
You'll have to tell me what you think of the end game. :)

Il get back to you on that :D

US or EU servers?

EU. I live in Britain.

Oh, nice, same here.
What realm are you on?

Argent Dawn.

Alright, I'll check your realm out :)

Animals don't raise other animals from the time that the other animal is a baby just to kill other animals. Other animals like rhinos don't eat other animals.
I've found that a lot of vegans/vegetarians are healthier because of not eating meat.

what you said literally makes no sense
yes they do. How the hell do you think carnivores exist?

wolves, bears, etc.

tell me exactly where i said no animals ate other animals. i was just stating that some animals like rhinos don't eat other animals.

"Animals don't raise other animals from the time that the other animal is a baby just to kill other animals."

no shit animals dont teach their babies to kill other animals. you don't see parents teaching their baby how to eat meat. why? because babies can't eat meat. they havent developed the teeth to chew the meat yet. and Humans dont even hunt for their meat. Animals, however, as soon as the baby is grown up enough that they can do stuff by themselves, they're taught to hunt and kill.

i meant raising a farm. raising an animal from the time it was just a baby to become food.

that was not implied at all in your original statement

that's because of all the fucking vitamin supplements they have to take because they don't eat meat.

they're healthier because to ensure that they get the proper nutrients they are on a diet of vitamin supplements and carefully monitor everything. if a normal person took as much effort in keeping track of their nutrients as the vegans have to do just to stay alive, they would be just as healthy, and with happier taste buds

But we don't do that either D:

Farms don't exist anymore? Then how the hell did I eat a burger earlier today?