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#43 - DrollHumor (11/26/2012) [-]
>Climb into bed at 10pm   
>Roommate sitting outside my door starts Netflix at 10:01   
>Lay there listening to bits and pieces of a movie   
>Wedge head between pillows   
>Still can hear the noise   
>Glance at clock   
>1am    
>Wedge head back under pillows, blanket and bed rest pillow   
>Hear another movie start   
> Repeat until 3am   
>Roommate goes to bed   
>Lie there for another hour   
>Alarm goes off at 7am   
   
>Repeat every 						*******					 day
>Climb into bed at 10pm
>Roommate sitting outside my door starts Netflix at 10:01
>Lay there listening to bits and pieces of a movie
>Wedge head between pillows
>Still can hear the noise
>Glance at clock
>1am
>Wedge head back under pillows, blanket and bed rest pillow
>Hear another movie start
> Repeat until 3am
>Roommate goes to bed
>Lie there for another hour
>Alarm goes off at 7am

>Repeat every ******* day
User avatar #60 to #43 - ticklemynipple (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry man. I am so grateful I have a roommate who at least remembers to wear headphones when she decides to blast music at 2 in the morning.
#48 to #43 - jiltist ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Went to bed at 2 last night.
Things I woke up to include but are not limited to!
>4 - Asshole Roommate 1 beats down his bedroom door to go to the bathroom.
>4:05 - AR1 slams the door after utilizing latrine.
>5:00 - AR1 slams door and bangs pots in the kitchen.
>5:25 - AR1 begins a steam conversation.
>6:00 - AR2 wakes up to go to work.
>6:30 - AR2 beats drums in the shower.
>7:00 - AR1 turns up his music. ( **** that bass.)
>7:15 - Wake up to song change.
>7:30 - Wake up to song change.
>8:00 - Wake up to song change.
>8:15 - Wake up to song change.
>8:30 - AR1 starts yelling on Steam.
>9:00 - Alarm. MFW **** classes. **** alarms. I'll wake up at 1 for work.
>9:15 - Song change.
>9:30 - Song change.
>9:45 - Song change.
...
>11:00 - Wake up. Wonder why I didn't just get up at 9, because by now I've missed the timing to do anything that I meant to do.
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