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Questions. enjoy<br /> comment<br /> rate<br /> be happy. QUESTIONS Te which there are NO answers. Ofyour uncle Jack was stuck on the roof, wo

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comment<br />
rate<br />
be happy

QUESTIONS
Te which there are NO answers.
Ofyour uncle Jack was stuck on the roof, would you help your uncle Jack elf?
Do you still beat your wife/ girlfriend?
Have you ever been caught fanning in the closet?
Do I look fat in these pants? ( you ever wanna have sex again?)
When your kid shows you a piece of their artworks-" What' s it look like, daddy?"
Do you wanna go clothes shopping with me?
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Submitted: 05/14/2010
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User avatar #13 - patriotic canadian (05/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. i would give him a ladder
2. never had a girlfriend (yeah, so what?)
3. why would i do that?
4. why would the pants make you look fat?
5. it looks like you drew it!
6. sure. i could use some more jeans

i win
User avatar #24 - Surrender (05/15/2010) [-]
1. Who gives a **** about uncle jack, that mother ****** can jump.
2. Ill contiune to beat my wife utill she learns how to make a damn sandwitch
3. I dont get caught fapping in the closet i leave that door open.
4. Bitch if you looked fat i wouldnt be with you
5. Looks like you suck at art, Faggot.
6. Bitch you dont need clothes with me.
User avatar #42 - waitwhoisthat (05/15/2010) [-]
Do I look fat in these pants?

-> Why are you wearing pants?
User avatar #43 - ScottishPirate (05/15/2010) [-]
1. Merry Christmas i gave you a rope
2. Only if she ***** up my sandwich
3. If your talking about that time when I played 7 minutes of heaven in 8th grade then yes.
4. Who cares? I'm hot enough for both you and me.
5. I'm not your dad kid he's over there.
6. Who said I gave you permission to go shopping?
#3 - cakehead (05/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Tags made my day.
User avatar #2 - shadowbolt (05/14/2010) [-]
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix, for all eternity.
User avatar #37 - JimiHendrix (05/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Do your parents know your gay?

No right answer to that
User avatar #7 - nabi (05/14/2010) [-]
I-I...I... **** it I give up.


awesome content.
User avatar #1 - satanisthesavior (05/14/2010) [-]
Lol, clothes shopping... If my girlfriend ever asked me that I would be all "why go clothes shopping? You're usually naked around me anyways..."
#47 - killaavenged **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [-]
1. Yes!
2. Only if she won't let me eat our child
3. Yes, onto your favorite teddy bear, child.
4. Whatever i say, im still going to rape you.
5. It looks like... me ******* your mother.
6. Only if you can cook me up a clothes store in your kitchen. And a sammich.
#33 - Failsaur **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [-]
"What's it look like, daddy?"
Pure awesomeness, son.

Problem solved.
#26 - anonymous (05/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
do i look fat in these pants?

u always look beautiful...problem solved
User avatar #27 to #26 - JackSchidt (05/15/2010) [-]
tried that one----she always argues with me on the gorgeousness---oh well--wives---gotta love em!
User avatar #19 - SomeEuropeanGuy (05/15/2010) [-]
And who could forget the classic ''Do your parents know you're gay?''
User avatar #16 - Brandan (05/15/2010) [-]
First one was funny the rest was meh.
#39 - FuckAllUsers (05/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
First one - no, it's his own damn fault. He can get up, he can get down.
Second one - Yes, in my head.
Third one - I don't get that one actually...
Fourth one - I prefer you in your other ....
Fifth one - no,No,NO,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#44 to #39 - SpiderBear **User deleted account** (05/15/2010) [-]
First one-He shot himself out of a cannon. Now what?
#28 - anonymous (05/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Ever sucked a dick you didn't like?
User avatar #25 - kamrokid (05/15/2010) [-]
Lol **** no that asshole can get off himself
Who doesn't
I did, but she insisted to join
Yes, very
A dick
YETH
#23 - omnominious (05/15/2010) [-]
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRr
User avatar #22 - girguy (05/15/2010) [-]
Holy crap, if your eyes are reading the questions, it seems as if the smiley has 2 eyes.
User avatar #21 - Mannfred (05/15/2010) [-]
Best answer to fat pants question = You look awesome!
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