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#73 - dragstar (11/26/2012) [-]
Why am I so perfect and amazing? I'm a freshman in high school, I play three varsity sports, currently I have a 97 average, I'm taking 4 AP classes, I'm the president of my class, I'm in drama club, FFA, and FBLA, I'm in band and chorus and was first chair in senior all county this year, I have a lot of friends, and I'm really good looking. I'm also the vice president of band, and the president of my youth group. I'm not a vain or conceited person, I'm just curious how I manage to be so awesome at everything. Is this a sign that I should be the president or
#139 to #73 - Lambda ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #120 to #73 - linktheherooftime (11/26/2012) [-]
I realize this is copypasta, but how are you able to get varsity while being a freshman? At most schools you have to be at least a junior.
User avatar #142 to #120 - crazyhindu (11/26/2012) [-]
being a really really goo
User avatar #105 to #73 - nigeltheoutlaw ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Don't worry, none of that will matter once you go to college. You'll be another loser nobody like everyone else!
User avatar #98 to #73 - unknownmamba (11/26/2012) [-]
good for you
User avatar #96 to #73 - omkarnmayur (11/26/2012) [-]
do you even lift though?
#97 to #96 - dragstar (11/26/2012) [-]
ofc I bench and incline more than most students, I power clean the average for juniors and I am 16th on the top 20 list of the entire school at squating. I`ve got a body of a senior top athelete and no I dont go to a small school, there is over 1200 guys at my school, I feel out of place with my freshmen teammates in the weight room, why am I so strong omkarnmayur?!?!
#88 to #73 - treeboar (11/26/2012) [-]
Do people not realise this is copypasta? ******* seriously.
User avatar #86 to #73 - thederpestest (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? I'm a ninja robot assassin football master with 5 arms and 5 legs. Everyone's scared of me because of my style and I get free money from everyone because I'm so awesome. Oh, I'm also the original writer of 70% of all movies in the world. I also play every instrument and got a black belt in every martial arts. I'm a multi billionaire with more money then you'll ever have. My parents loves me because I'm so successful and handsome and good looking. Top that, faggot! Go back sucking at everything.
#81 to #73 - ellenrimbauer (11/26/2012) [-]
Gee, I wish I was more like you
Gee, I wish I was more like you
User avatar #80 to #73 - thewickedgoose (11/26/2012) [-]
but you're not in model UN!!
#75 to #73 - CIS White Male (11/26/2012) [-]
and yet you brag about it on the internet. congratulations, faggot.
#85 to #75 - treeboar (11/26/2012) [-]
It's copypasta >.>
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