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#36
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AztecJew (11/25/2012) [-]
Before you kiss a girl
>meet her father
>introduce yourself formally
>act as a gentleman, very smooth and articulate
>take her out at least three times first
>To a fine candlelit dinner
>to a play, preferably Madame Butterfly
>then to a ballet, something French to dazzle her with your refined taste
>then take her to your home, with champagne waiting
>start the fireplace and poor her champagne in the intimiate lighting
>take her by the waste, caress her cheek with your fingertips lightly
>lean in and whisper to her....
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>meet her father
>introduce yourself formally
>act as a gentleman, very smooth and articulate
>take her out at least three times first
>To a fine candlelit dinner
>to a play, preferably Madame Butterfly
>then to a ballet, something French to dazzle her with your refined taste
>then take her to your home, with champagne waiting
>start the fireplace and poor her champagne in the intimiate lighting
>take her by the waste, caress her cheek with your fingertips lightly
>lean in and whisper to her....
See GIF