She'll squirt buckets.. Like... actual buckets... out of her vagina.... BEFORE YOU KISS A GIRL: grab her waist pull her closer to your body leek into her eyes t do You Even Lift faggot
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She'll squirt buckets.

Like... actual buckets... out of her vagina...

grab her waist
pull her closer to your body
leek into her eyes
took at her rips whim your biting yours
leek back ether eyes again
grab her face gently
then slowly lean in and tell her you lift
teu, drive her way, is premier:
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Submitted: 11/25/2012
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#19 - Sunset has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#3 - fadaratah (11/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#4 - localcatbarber (11/25/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#148 - iluvharrypotter (11/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be making out with my girlfriend
>She's on top of me
>Tease her by putting the tip in and out
>She likes the dick
>She starts screaming like in pain
>She gets off the bed and screams to call 911
>take her to the hospital
>wait like 2 hours all anxious without seeing how, doctors keep on coming and going asking what happen
>See a bunch of doctors going to her room
>They tell me to come in the room
>They're taking some large object out of her, I thought it was a dead fetus or some ****
>Some nurse yells out "I-is that a bucket"
>I make bitches cum buckets

User avatar #37 - maxoverderp (11/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
__oBBBBBBB*___***___BBB( ͡° ʖ ͡°)BB_____BBBBBBBBBBo,
#8 - skipperia (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
before you kiss a girl

- grab her waist
-pull her closer to your body
-look into her eyes
-whole night what we've got in store
-whisper in my ear that you want some more
-and i jizzed in my pants
User avatar #1 - Nahyon ONLINE (11/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Before you kiss a girl:
>Candle lights
>put on the World of Warcraft soundtrack when you're dead
>cry satisfied
#124 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
-grab her waist
-pull her closer to your body
-look into her eyes
-look at her lips while biting yours(lol gay)
-look back at her eyes again
-grab her face gently
-then slowly lean in and whisper, "Omelette du fromage"

congrats, you just made girls around the world wetter than a beautiful watermelon at Niagra Falls
#147 - yojo (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#150 - moustachefingers (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Standard internet protocol.

Just doing my job.
#54 - pukingrainbows (11/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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User avatar #46 - runeception (11/25/2012) [+] (11 replies)
meh, getting my hand to her vag and then rubbing viciously, is much easier and efficient than this guide.
also this is a true story they go crazyyyy
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User avatar #178 - deezknuts (11/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
my experience:

-remember that you're single as ****
-that feel when no gf
-go back to being sad and ugly
-too much of a nice guy
-funnyjunk to get over ex-gf
-slight depression mixed with chronic anxiety
-one day decide its too much
-go to my room
-to my closet
-open the door
-get on the floor
-everybody walk the dinosaur
#343 - xXMAQXx (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#240 - jaimesabrina (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what I do before step one
what I do before step one
#138 - ragingdrunk (11/26/2012) [-]
This always works for me
User avatar #166 - anonomoz ONLINE (11/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
which girl?
User avatar #168 to #166 - mrhumperdoodle (11/26/2012) [-]
what the hell is a girl?
#72 - dopplerpillow (11/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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